Breakfast
Grits with lard, four strips bacon and melted Wisconsin cheese.
Coffee with lots of sugar
Lunch
Triple cheeseburgers with bacon
Pork ribs slathered with high-calorie sauce
Cheese fries (lg), with crumbled bacon
2 beers.
Dinner
I triple cheeseburger
2 brats
(optional) Phili Cheesesteak
lg cheese fries with crumbled bacon
2 sides cornbread. generous butter
3 beers
I almost forgot; one-hour nap after each meal. Large amounts of daytime TV. Park in handicap spots or closest spot available- even if you have to clip an old lady or pregnant woman to get the spot. Absolutely no running or walking greater than 20 yards.
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