Its raining birds.................

[K.Ingraham]

Lets see...mass critter kills. Arkansas. LRP1 lives in Arkansas. LRP1 makes gumbos and stews.
I see a connection.

[RANGER513]

Lets see...mass critter kills. Arkansas. LRP1 lives in Arkansas. LRP1 makes gumbos and stews.
I see a connection.

Sooooo....lets just say alot of Russian chicks on the East coast all of sudden come up missing. Hmmm, I wonder where in the heck we should start looking ?


Just saying.....

[cams]

The dead birds are now turning up, have turned up en mass in Arkansas, Lousiana, Maryland, Brazil, and now Sweden as of last night.

As well as 'hundreds of tons' of dead fish washing ashore.

I can see Silverback at home right now going, "Fuck, where's the tinfoil???!?!" "Ranger Leeeeeee!!! Give me some ^*&*&^%^$#$%**& tinfoil!!"

[K.Ingraham]

.lets just say alot of Russian chicks on the East coast all of sudden come up missing. Hmmm, :

and when they start turning up exhausted and walking funny with satiated smiles frozen on their sultry oval faces..
oh yeah, you know where to start looking.

[RANGER513]

Looks like the alien spacecraft with at least one death-ray doorgunner is moving West !!





More than 100 dead birds found off Calif. highway


Tue Jan 11, 9:21 am ET

GEYSERVILLE, Calif. – California wildlife officials are trying to figure out what caused the death of more than 100 birds found clustered together just off Highway 101.

The Santa Rosa Press Democrat reports that California Highway Patrol officers found the dead birds near the roadway on Saturday and called in the state Department of Fish and Game to investigate.

The officers who found the birds described them as small with brown and black feathers. They were intact and had not been shot.

The reports come as other, larger bird deaths have been reported in Arkansas, Louisiana and other states.

[RANGER513]

Why can't we just see the following headline:


AP - Kalifornia


Dozens of liberal Kalifornians showed up dead in thier yards and streets today and officals are baffled as to why. Several were among Hollywood's status elite to include all of the Kardashians, Michael Douglas, Shean Penn, Charlie Sheen, Jane Fonda, Bono, and several others. Officals reported that at least three dozen Kalifornians were found dead in the streets of L.A. with dozens more farther south.

Officals also noted that for every one dead Kalifornian, at least three illegal aliens slipped across the border today, so the population actually grew in size.

President Slap-Obama lead the nation in moment of silence since several voters who voted for him had been among the dead.

[Buzz]

Newest bird deaths.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp ... 5#41196025" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;