How to beat a "Suck-u-bus" at her own game.
Make her lay down in the shower.
Shave her pussy.
Take up a "rice patty prone" position
Go to work on it until her head hits hard enough against the wall that she starts to cry.
Don't stop until you are done.
Stand up and look down on her like it was no big deal.
This technique works well but will have to be repeated regularly in order to prevent the "Suck-u-bus" from regaining her power.
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