Hilarious website

[KW Driver]

(212): so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to." ... winner

good girl, with some training, she's a keeper.

[KW Driver]

(858): I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest


(508): For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.

(702): What? How drunk are you?
(1-702): elementary watson bafflding! I going to go live inthe fridge wit the polar bears. write me. postage costs xtra in kichenaides.

(408): I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks. (maybe like a black nylon... with... oh, some kind of scroll on it.)

(857): Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.

(908): You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals

(256): My hair reeks of homosexuality. -uh, Nomad, Ford?

(847): I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.


that's a fucking hilarious site.

[KW Driver]

(212): so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to." ... winner

good girl, with some training, she's a keeper.

Isn't there a movie with a similar scene in it.

I've seen a few.

and I hate to admit this, but I was in one, didn't end the same. ended with me throwing her out, grabbing her clothes, wiping off her puke with them, and tossing them out the window to her.

[Grumble and Grunt]

(212): so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to." ... winner

good girl, with some training, she's a keeper.

Isn't there a movie with a similar scene in it.

I believe you are thinking of 40 year old virgin.

When they are in the car and she pukes on him and says, "you can still have sex with me if you want"

[ANGRYCivilian]

(909): grandma shit on top of the toilet

[DrD]

(434): why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
(540): you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.

[Silverback]

(909): grandma shit on top of the toilet

As quoted from The Kilted one!

[ANGRYCivilian]

(340): just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?

:D :D :D

[ANGRYCivilian]

(847): i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.

I absolutely believe this. Can you guess why? I'm allergic to Ambien. In addition to the above similar reaction, I also become blind for around 12 hours.

Waking up blind...the scariest thing that's ever happened to me.

[Rangerguru]

(570): Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad


202): On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US
(703): It's the American dream


(206): I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
(425): There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian