Abell9 wrote:Another guy from Cal-Berkely-Austin....what the fucking fuck is the fucking world coming to when young warriors run of and become Liberal fags at Liberal fag schools....

And dont tell me your there for the chicks...they are mostly bush munchers anyhow.
But, glad to have your broken down ass and assume you will be at the game we are all attending. I have a Ranch near the fag capital of Austin. (near being a relative word) About 100 miles.
Now, bend your knees so I can pray over your liberal loving ass...it's tradition Goddamnit.
O' GRITS....bless this fucktard who attends on the the bastions of Liberal thinking and allow him to stay strong in the face of the fags he will encounter. Allow him to find a woman who likes sex with a man, drinks beer, and makes good sammiches. May he get TRIM hard and often and his dog be loyal. Afuckingmen.
April 30, 2001, Airfield, Somewhere, USA: THUD! $$#!#%%! @#!%@%%! ? FUCKIN' GAME OVER! No shit there I was.... After swimming out of my shitty-ass green Army issued chute, that great Airborne Ranger in the sky spoke to me that night. He said Ranger you have 3 choices:
1) Stay stupid...Stay in the Army...Rehab that pelvis and bladder, pull CQ, and be a detail bitch while not getting anymore trigger-time. 2) Get even more stupid than you already are....Get out of the Army...Go to Texas A&M in BUM FUCK College Station...Fuck goats and cattle all day while yelling "Gig 'em!" Cuz you are too stupid to get into a better school 3) Become the smartest muthafucka ever to jump out of a plane and go to UT-Austin...Go back in the Army....and reject every cherry-assed basic trainee bitch that wants a profile before getting back to a Ranger Batt as Batt. Surgeon. THE END.
P.S. ABell9...Your lookin pretty cute
I fuckin' miss this shit!
Clownpuncher, M.D.
Ranger Class 01-00
3/75 RGR RGT '98-'02
UT-Austin Alum
USUHS Alum
"Utinam populus Romanus unam cervicem haberet! [If only the Roman people had one neck!]" --Caligula