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j.rico wrote:
wellfed wrote:Clownpuncher!?? Your gonna be busy consider all the clowns in this place AKA Abell, Silverback, J.rRico (but I'm sure you already know that)....Any friend of J. Rico well, I wouldn't say that out loud. Welcome to the Site
What the fuck?! That's it, I'm grabbing my beans, rice, and tacos and I'm going home :D

Would you mow my grass before you go?
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Abell9 wrote:Another guy from Cal-Berkely-Austin....what the fucking fuck is the fucking world coming to when young warriors run of and become Liberal fags at Liberal fag schools.... :roll: And dont tell me your there for the chicks...they are mostly bush munchers anyhow.

But, glad to have your broken down ass and assume you will be at the game we are all attending. I have a Ranch near the fag capital of Austin. (near being a relative word) About 100 miles.

Now, bend your knees so I can pray over your liberal loving ass...it's tradition Goddamnit.

O' GRITS....bless this fucktard who attends on the the bastions of Liberal thinking and allow him to stay strong in the face of the fags he will encounter. Allow him to find a woman who likes sex with a man, drinks beer, and makes good sammiches. May he get TRIM hard and often and his dog be loyal. Afuckingmen.
Hey, thanks for joining us. I love it when new people show up cause we get to hear the pastor pray. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Abell9 wrote:
j.rico wrote:
wellfed wrote:Clownpuncher!?? Your gonna be busy consider all the clowns in this place AKA Abell, Silverback, J.rRico (but I'm sure you already know that)....Any friend of J. Rico well, I wouldn't say that out loud. Welcome to the Site
What the fuck?! That's it, I'm grabbing my beans, rice, and tacos and I'm going home :D

Would you mow my grass before you go?
I was thinking the samething along with a new paint job for the casa! :shock: :D :D
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Welcome Ranger.
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Welcome Ranger Clownpuncher.

Say you wouldn't you have spent time in the Navy polishing the torpedo?

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Abell9 wrote: And dont tell me your there for the chicks...they are mostly bush munchers anyhow.
They call those LUGS - Lesbians Until Graduation :lol:

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Post by Clownpuncher »

Abell9 wrote:Another guy from Cal-Berkely-Austin....what the fucking fuck is the fucking world coming to when young warriors run of and become Liberal fags at Liberal fag schools.... :roll: And dont tell me your there for the chicks...they are mostly bush munchers anyhow.

But, glad to have your broken down ass and assume you will be at the game we are all attending. I have a Ranch near the fag capital of Austin. (near being a relative word) About 100 miles.

Now, bend your knees so I can pray over your liberal loving ass...it's tradition Goddamnit.

O' GRITS....bless this fucktard who attends on the the bastions of Liberal thinking and allow him to stay strong in the face of the fags he will encounter. Allow him to find a woman who likes sex with a man, drinks beer, and makes good sammiches. May he get TRIM hard and often and his dog be loyal. Afuckingmen.
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1) Stay stupid...Stay in the Army...Rehab that pelvis and bladder, pull CQ, and be a detail bitch while not getting anymore trigger-time. 2) Get even more stupid than you already are....Get out of the Army...Go to Texas A&M in BUM FUCK College Station...Fuck goats and cattle all day while yelling "Gig 'em!" Cuz you are too stupid to get into a better school 3) Become the smartest muthafucka ever to jump out of a plane and go to UT-Austin...Go back in the Army....and reject every cherry-assed basic trainee bitch that wants a profile before getting back to a Ranger Batt as Batt. Surgeon. THE END.

P.S. ABell9...Your lookin pretty cute :wink:

I fuckin' miss this shit!
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Welcome, Ranger.
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Post by Rock Island Ranger »

Clownpuncher wrote: P.S. ABell9...Your lookin pretty cute :wink:
Thanks. Is it too obvious the way I move my hips? 8)
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Welcome Ranger!
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WELCOME Ranger
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Post by AbnRgr289 »

Aco AT...............what the fucking fuck?

Hump the pipe bitch!! :D

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Post by 82d11b2p »

Welcome... the only real school in Texas is A&M... sorry you flunked common sense and enrolled at that other school...
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Post by KW Driver »

fuck you t-sip. and fuck your buddy too.

Pastor, send the beaner over to my mom's to cut her grass when he's done with yours.

and Rico, don't take a piece of ass in payment. get cash, upfront, but don't leave til she says your done, or get ready to IMT.

hugs and kisses.
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