Bubblehead arriving

Slowpoke · Post by **Slowpoke** » January 26th, 2006, 10:16 am

Welcome aboard swabby!

spanky · Post by **spanky** » January 26th, 2006, 12:42 pm

Welcome

ANGRYCivilian · Post by **ANGRYCivilian** » January 26th, 2006, 1:11 pm

subcomunic8r wrote:
Slowpoke wrote:Submarine......isn't that one of those little boats that goes out with 150 men on board, and comes back 6 months later with 75 couples?
C'mon now. That your best? Got one for ya:

A regiment of army soldiers were hiking through a valley one fine day. All of a sudden, a Marine is standing on the ridge to one side and says "Hey, Army, you guys suck!" The commander of the regiment orders a squad of soldiers to capture the Marine. The Marine and the squad of soldiers disappear behind the hills and two minutes later the Marine comes back and taunts them again. "Is that all you got?" The commander of the regiment is angered by this and orders a company of soldiers to capture/kill the Marine. The company and the Marine disappear behind the hills and about five minutes later the Marine appears again and taunts them once more. "Come on, you guys can do better than that canâ€™t you?" the Marine shouts. The regimental commander then orders an entire battalion to kill the Marine. The Marine and the battalion of soldiers disappear behind the hills. About a half hour passes then the commander of the battalion crawls back over the hills, beaten, bruised, and bleeding to death. He shouts back to the regimental commander, "Fall back! He tricked us! Thereâ€™s two of them!"

They were probably ADA legs!

Welcome.

The Holmchicken · Post by **The Holmchicken** » January 26th, 2006, 1:45 pm

Arghh Swabby! Seriously, take sub service and ram it. those guys are fucking nuts. And I mean that in a good way.

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » January 26th, 2006, 2:41 pm

Welcome to the site.

Cat · Post by **Cat** » January 26th, 2006, 5:02 pm

Welcome to ArmyRanger.com Bubblehead..

Do you still take submarine showers?

My Father served on the USS Boxer during Vietnamâ€¦he took â€˜submarine showersâ€™ till the day he died. Always used to crack me up to hear the water turn on and off.

RGR Pete · Post by **RGR Pete** » January 26th, 2006, 6:13 pm

Welcome, Hollywood shower

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » January 26th, 2006, 6:17 pm

subcomunic8r wrote:
Slowpoke wrote:Submarine......isn't that one of those little boats that goes out with 150 men on board, and comes back 6 months later with 75 couples?
C'mon now. That your best? Got one for ya:

A regiment of army soldiers were hiking through a valley one fine day. All of a sudden, a Marine is standing on the ridge to one side and says "Hey, Army, you guys suck!" The commander of the regiment orders a squad of soldiers to capture the Marine. The Marine and the squad of soldiers disappear behind the hills and two minutes later the Marine comes back and taunts them again. "Is that all you got?" The commander of the regiment is angered by this and orders a company of soldiers to capture/kill the Marine. The company and the Marine disappear behind the hills and about five minutes later the Marine appears again and taunts them once more. "Come on, you guys can do better than that canâ€™t you?" the Marine shouts. The regimental commander then orders an entire battalion to kill the Marine. The Marine and the battalion of soldiers disappear behind the hills. About a half hour passes then the commander of the battalion crawls back over the hills, beaten, bruised, and bleeding to death. He shouts back to the regimental commander, "Fall back! He tricked us! Thereâ€™s two of them!"

Yeah we had that one about 2 plus years ago, 'cept we had it two Army Rangers and the Iraqi Soldiers before the war was decided. I know because it was I that posted the joke.
> http://www.armyranger.com/bb/viewtopic.php?t=1568

I'm glad to hear you Sub guys are finally catching up on your jokes now that you surfaced. Welcome to the present timeframe.

Chiron · Post by **Chiron** » January 27th, 2006, 4:12 am

Welcome. I had some squids in my family. A distant relative that immigrated to the U.S. from Greece his line ended when the only remaining son was killed on a U.S. sub in WWII (So they say).

Another one was killed on a Greek sub in the Aegean during WWII.

I guess we didnâ€™t have any luck with subs.

IDon'tCare · Post by **IDon'tCare** » January 27th, 2006, 4:33 am

Welcome aboard.

LRP1 · Post by **LRP1** » January 27th, 2006, 9:22 pm

Welcome Navy....

Silverback · Post by **Silverback** » January 29th, 2006, 6:41 pm

Sub,
Saw your posts elsewhere, you are definitely a fucking assclown!