Big Snake

Towedjmpr · Post by **Towedjmpr** » October 26th, 2005, 7:33 am

Tater Nuts wrote:The guy on the left is fake, it is a photoshopped image of Madeline Albright.

ROFLMAO

Tirehouse · Post by **Tirehouse** » October 26th, 2005, 9:04 am

Coming from someone whois 4'2 and has a flea dick....talk about callin the kettle black.

Why the fuck are you looking at his dick?

Buddy12 · Post by **Buddy12** » October 26th, 2005, 3:48 pm

Ranger Speedracer,
The snake was a 114lb. Diamondback Rattlesnake caught in Utica, Mississippi about 4 months ago. My father was one of the game wardens that documented it. I was standing about 40 meters away when this picture was taken.
-Buddy

Rock Island Ranger · October 26th, 2005, 5:05 pm

Tirehouse wrote:
Coming from someone whois 4'2 and has a flea dick....talk about callin the kettle black.
Why the fuck are you looking at his dick?

Ya know....some people just flip out the rodent in the damnest places. Spartan, he flipped his out at an AARP convention of blue heads (Thats where Spartan picks up chicks) in Reno. Well, it so happens that a local photographer got a snap of it and it was called..."Gopher Dick". Reno paper will publish anything. So I naturally had tol ook cause it isnt everyday you see a Gopher Dick. So I studied it some and Spartan was pleased with the name and phalic refererence because his wife calls him mouse dick and everyone who saw that photo just naturally called him flea dick. That clear it up for ya, Bro?

RangerX · Post by **RangerX** » October 26th, 2005, 6:44 pm

Buddy12 wrote:Ranger Speedracer,
The snake was a 114lb. Diamondback Rattlesnake caught in Utica, Mississippi about 4 months ago. My father was one of the game wardens that documented it. I was standing about 40 meters away when this picture was taken.
-Buddy

Care to explain THIS then ?

Cum guzzling fucktard clown felch ass blaster

VAK · Post by **VAK** » October 26th, 2005, 8:09 pm

RangerX wrote:
Buddy12 wrote:Ranger Speedracer,
The snake was a 114lb. Diamondback Rattlesnake caught in Utica, Mississippi about 4 months ago. My father was one of the game wardens that documented it. I was standing about 40 meters away when this picture was taken.
-Buddy
Care to explain THIS then ?

Cum guzzling fucktard clown felch ass blaster

Ain't SNOPES a bitch Buddy???

Dumbass...

centermass · Post by **centermass** » October 26th, 2005, 8:23 pm

Thought it was a western diamondback.

The pattern of an easterns are more pronounced and darker black in color.

Buddy12,

So what's the story behind this?

RTO · Post by **RTO** » October 26th, 2005, 8:54 pm

RangerX wrote:
Buddy12 wrote:Ranger Speedracer,
The snake was a 114lb. Diamondback Rattlesnake caught in Utica, Mississippi about 4 months ago. My father was one of the game wardens that documented it. I was standing about 40 meters away when this picture was taken.
-Buddy
Care to explain THIS then ?

Cum guzzling fucktard clown felch ass blaster

hhhhmmm...West Point Plebe, hu?

Speedracer · Post by **Speedracer** » October 27th, 2005, 6:17 am

Buddy12 wrote:Ranger Speedracer,
The snake was a 114lb. Diamondback Rattlesnake caught in Utica, Mississippi about 4 months ago. My father was one of the game wardens that documented it. I was standing about 40 meters away when this picture was taken.
-Buddy

After I put it on here, I had also sent the pic to our game warden to varify it

Your right the pic did come from Miss., the email was pushed around by a contractor on post. Sorry for not varify it first, I did have second thoughts due to being around here for over 10 years I have never even seen a dead Rattler.

I do belive the snake is real, I dont think it weighs 114 i would say closer to 40-50 by the way he is holding it up with that little grabber stick.

I would have responded sooner by I had a C130 come in Tuesday night for dirt landing training anf the plane had a tire blow on him during the landing. ( only damged the tire and outer door) Its stuck on the LZ in the middle of Polk for a few days.

But still thats a dam big snake, I did and have pics of a rattler we ran over at about 5 miles north of Savannah it was at least 8 ft long had 17 rattles, 1inch fangs, cooked good with cresko.

Tirehouse · Post by **Tirehouse** » October 27th, 2005, 7:17 am

Ya know....some people just flip out the rodent in the damnest places. Spartan, he flipped his out at an AARP convention of blue heads (Thats where Spartan picks up chicks) in Reno. Well, it so happens that a local photographer got a snap of it and it was called..."Gopher Dick". Reno paper will publish anything. So I naturally had tol ook cause it isnt everyday you see a Gopher Dick. So I studied it some and Spartan was pleased with the name and phalic refererence because his wife calls him mouse dick and everyone who saw that photo just naturally called him flea dick. That clear it up for ya, Bro?

CLEAR AS MUD!!!!!

Buddy12 · Post by **Buddy12** » October 27th, 2005, 8:54 pm

Ranger RangerX,
From what I was told by my father and the local newspaper, the snake was 114lbs. I myself have speculations to the falsification of this accusation. For giving this unsure answer to all of you, I will push. However, the photograph is completely unaltered. I witnessed this actual photograph being made. If any of you have any questions about this I would gladly answer them to the best of my ability and more.
-Buddy

RangerX · Post by **RangerX** » October 28th, 2005, 4:49 am

Buddy12 wrote:Ranger RangerX,
.....I witnessed this actual photograph being made. If any of you have any questions about this I would gladly answer them to the best of my ability and more.
-Buddy

OK stud, here's your challenge. Get Snopes to correct their website. Specifically the paragraphs quoted below.

Snopes Article wrote: According to the Stephenville (Texas) Empire-Tribune, the snake was actually an 6-foot, 11-pound rattler snared by three hunters (Jim Bob Basham, Danny Fincannon, and Johnny McClatchy) in the Lone Star State in February 2005:
The Great Rattlesnake Hunter from Proctor has been out looking under rocks again, this time near Alexander. On Valentine's Day Jim Bob Basham, holding the snake, and his fellow hunters, Danny Fincannon and Johnny McClatchy of Dublin, uncovered a din of rattlers that yielded this monster. This snake is even bigger than the one Basham caught last November that made its rounds on the Internet. Big Charlie here is more than 6 feet (an exact measurement was not attempted) and weighs 11 pounds. He boasts 15 rattlers and a button. He was sharing the den with 11 other rattlers that were all caught alive.

FYI, both towns in the article are Southwest of Dallas. Nowhere fucking near Mississippi. Also, you will note that Valentine's Day was a little more than 4 months ago.

Again, don't even bother trying to refute this here. Get Snopes to amend their website with your information, then report back here when you are done. I'll even be nice and not impose a time limit.

centermass · Post by **centermass** » October 28th, 2005, 11:25 pm

Buddha wrote: Do the words "I will not lie, cheat or steal, nor tolerate those who do" mean anything to you, Woo-Poo U guy?

I believe you are required to turn yourself in at this point.

Hmmmmm,

I wonder if "Elvis" has left the building.