Battle Cry

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » October 25th, 2005, 3:00 pm

Mom in Texas wrote:Yes, it really did!

Copy and paste.....

You know I wouldn't make something like that up.

I know, :D. I just thought it might have used a more colorful term for it,

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Earthpig · Post by **Earthpig** » October 25th, 2005, 3:05 pm

Running amidst the mountains, clutching buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh EarthPig! And he gives a vengeful grunt:

"I'm going to smack you so forcibly, your screams will reanimate the dead!"

RLTW
EP

AbnRgr289 · Post by **AbnRgr289** » October 25th, 2005, 6:00 pm

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Skulking out of the tundra, wielding a studded crowbar, cometh AbnRgr289! And he gives a bloodthirsty grunt:

"I'm going to contort you until you're pissing shit!"

RTO · Post by **RTO** » October 25th, 2005, 6:07 pm

289sotherhalf wrote:
Mom in Texas wrote:Yes, it really did!

Copy and paste.....

You know I wouldn't make something like that up.
I know, :D. I just thought it might have used a more colorful term for it, .

You mean fuck, don'tcha?

Silverback · Post by **Silverback** » October 25th, 2005, 6:13 pm

AbnRgr289 wrote:What Is Your Battle Cry?

Skulking out of the tundra, wielding a studded crowbar, cometh AbnRgr289! And he gives a bloodthirsty grunt:

"I'm going to contort you until you're pissing shit!"

WTF ??? You attacking a colony of Asian Gymnasts

AbnRgr289 · Post by **AbnRgr289** » October 25th, 2005, 6:26 pm

Silverback wrote:
AbnRgr289 wrote:What Is Your Battle Cry?

Skulking out of the tundra, wielding a studded crowbar, cometh AbnRgr289! And he gives a bloodthirsty grunt:

"I'm going to contort you until you're pissing shit!"
WTF ??? You attacking a colony of Asian Gymnasts

:D No, thats the whole point!

Asian Gymnasts would probably be comfortable doing it!!!

Silverback · Post by **Silverback** » October 25th, 2005, 6:45 pm

AbnRgr289 wrote:
Silverback wrote:
AbnRgr289 wrote:What Is Your Battle Cry?

Skulking out of the tundra, wielding a studded crowbar, cometh AbnRgr289! And he gives a bloodthirsty grunt:

"I'm going to contort you until you're pissing shit!"
WTF ??? You attacking a colony of Asian Gymnasts
:D No, thats the whole point!

Asian Gymnasts would probably be comfortable doing it!!!

Dude! What kind of battle cry is "I'm going to contort you"...very west coast!

AbnRgr289 · Post by **AbnRgr289** » October 25th, 2005, 6:53 pm

Silverback wrote:
AbnRgr289 wrote:
Silverback wrote: WTF ??? You attacking a colony of Asian Gymnasts
:D No, thats the whole point!

Asian Gymnasts would probably be comfortable doing it!!!

Dude! What kind of battle cry is "I'm going to contort you"...very west coast!

I didn't come up with it, I just posted what it said.

At least I have a "Studded Crowbar" , and not a rusty old screwdriver!

Silverback · Post by **Silverback** » October 25th, 2005, 6:59 pm

AbnRgr289 wrote: At least I have a "Studded Crowbar" , and not a rusty old screwdriver!

I'm sure the construction worker for the Village People has a studded crow bar also!

RRDTm3 · Post by **RRDTm3** » October 25th, 2005, 7:03 pm

Stalking on the terrain, carrying gilded boxing gloves, cometh RRDTm3! And he gives a cruel grunt:

"I'm going to spank you until the Earth stands still, the entire time screaming, SPIT OR SWALLOW?"

AbnRgr289 · Post by **AbnRgr289** » October 25th, 2005, 7:46 pm

Silverback wrote:
AbnRgr289 wrote: At least I have a "Studded Crowbar" , and not a rusty old screwdriver!
I'm sure the construction worker for the Village People has a studded crow bar also!

He only thinks his is "Studded".....................They're actually sequins!

AbnRgr289 · Post by **AbnRgr289** » October 25th, 2005, 9:06 pm

289sotherhalf wrote:Skulking on the fields, brandishing a burning branch, cometh 289sotherhalf! And she gives a booming grunt:

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I am on a crash course with bloody destiny!!!"

:? I haven't figured out what I'm going to do with the burning branch, I guess my destiny is to give out kinky spankin's.... !

I'm not even going to mention what 289sbetterhalf came up with... .

Brandishing a burning branch, cometh 289sotherhalf!

289------->

<------289's OH

T0000009 · Post by **T0000009** » October 26th, 2005, 12:18 am

Uh....Not sure if this really captures the Ranger spirit and all but what the hell.

Sprinting along the mini-mall parking lot, attacking with a piece of chainlink fence, cometh DeathsHead! And he gives a cruel grunt:

"In the name of malice, I plunder faster than the super-flu!!"

I was kinda hope'n for somthin just a wee bit more.... Uh.....

FUCKING AGGRESSIVE

Chiron · Post by **Chiron** » October 26th, 2005, 3:53 am

Hark! Who is that, striding amidst the hotel lobby! It is Chiron, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a vengeful grunt, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to smack you until I am off parole!"

Yeah smack this f**ker.