Real ( strange ) Laws

[Chiron]

In Florida, having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

I wonder what the punishment is?

I would have thought that that was the punishment!

Depends. Have to ask someone.

[Chiron]

In Pompeii, a special law was directed at prostitutes. They had to dye their hair either blue, red or yellow in order to be able to work.

Is that according to preference? Blue = gay, Red = group,
Yellow = normal?

[Chiron]

Up until 1884, a woman could be sent to prison for denying a husband sex.

What a wasted punishment! We should re-instate that.

[SmileyTFJ]

The early Christian church forbade couples from having sex on Wednesdays, Fridays and of course, Sundays.

I thought Wednesday was hump day?

During the Middle Ages, if you were guilty of bestiality you'd be burned at the stake, along with the other party to your crime.

The Sheep was baaaaad!

In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish.

Are winters really THAT bad there?

[SmileyTFJ]

In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish.

Are winters really THAT bad there?

Its a hormonal response to the smell.

And they say Women's hormones are weird!

[Southern_Brit]

In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish.

Its a hormonal response to the smell.

[RTO]

The early Christian church forbade couples from having sex on Wednesdays, Fridays and of course, Sundays.

I thought Wednesday was hump day?

waiting...5

[SkyShark]

The early Christian church forbade couples from having sex on Wednesdays, Fridays and of course, Sundays.

I thought Wednesday was hump day?

waiting...5

[RTO]

In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish.

Are winters really THAT bad there?

Is that far from Michigan?

[SmileyTFJ]

The early Christian church forbade couples from having sex on Wednesdays, Fridays and of course, Sundays.

I thought Wednesday was hump day?

waiting...5

[Chiron]

During the Middle Ages, if you were guilty of bestiality you'd be burned at the stake, along with the other party to your crime.

The Sheep was baaaaad!

Ever wonder who tasted better? The sheep or...

[Chiron]

In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish.

Are winters really THAT bad there?

Is that far from Michigan?

No remarks on how good the dead fish are?

[Chiron]

In Galveston, TX it is legal to be topless on the beach if you have a child with you under two years old!

In Greece it's legal no matter what. Actually if you are endowed with tasty breasts it's almost mandatory to go topless.