My Introduction-lurch275

Ardent Lady · Post by **Ardent Lady** » August 19th, 2005, 3:11 am

Welcome, Ranger lurch275, to ArmyRanger.com. Make yourself at home :)

Thank you for serving.

Warriorwife · Post by **Warriorwife** » August 19th, 2005, 3:19 am

Welcome to the site Ranger Lurch275,
and Thankyou for your service.

AbnRgr289 · Post by **AbnRgr289** » August 19th, 2005, 4:55 am

The second time around was a little better!

Welcome.

Top J · Post by **Top J** » August 19th, 2005, 4:59 am

Congrates & Welcome New Ranger

Jim · Post by **Jim** » August 19th, 2005, 5:26 am

WTF do you mean we don't have much history? You lads in the Regiment are writing history every day. Oh, and welcome...

Chiron · Post by **Chiron** » August 19th, 2005, 5:40 am

Welcome to the site bro.

Rock Island Ranger · August 19th, 2005, 5:47 am

Blacksheep22 wrote:At least he's not a leg-shaving homo from one of those Georgia Battalions. Welcome aboard newbie. Have fun in South Rainier.

Oh yea, being a boy loving cock holster is better, right?

Training at 2nd Batt.

At the first station Rangers , we will train on the PB-69A1. (Plastic Boy)
Step one: Take the PB-69A1 and remove its lower cover (Pants)
Step Two: Place your lips firmly on PP-1 adapter (Plastic Penus)
StepThree: Move head up and down on Adapter until it become hard and erect.
Step 4: When PB adapter is warmed up with friction it will release duck butter into your mouth cavity.

After we have mastered this technique, we will train on how to mount the PB-69A1 and perform a rear insertion technique and be mounted by the PB-69A1 with the PP-1 adapter. When you are comfortable with this and able to perform all 3 manuvers to please your partner, we will replace the PP-1 adapter with the PP-13 extendo 13 inch adapter which is more life like and more like our Southern Battalions clients.

Daisey · Post by **Daisey** » August 19th, 2005, 6:26 am

Welcome to you and thank you for your service.

Speedracer · Post by **Speedracer** » August 19th, 2005, 6:50 am

Welcome young Ranger.

Good luck / Train hard

SmileyTFJ · Post by **SmileyTFJ** » August 19th, 2005, 7:27 am

Welcome and thank you for your service!

The Holmchicken · Post by **The Holmchicken** » August 19th, 2005, 7:30 am

Abell9 wrote:
Blacksheep22 wrote:At least he's not a leg-shaving homo from one of those Georgia Battalions. Welcome aboard newbie. Have fun in South Rainier.
Oh yea, being a boy loving cock holster is better, right?

Training at 2nd Batt.

At the first station Rangers , we will train on the PB-69A1. (Plastic Boy)
Step one: Take the PB-69A1 and remove its lower cover (Pants)
Step Two: Place your lips firmly on PP-1 adapter (Plastic Penus)
StepThree: Move head up and down on Adapter until it become hard and erect.
Step 4: When PB adapter is warmed up with friction it will release duck butter into your mouth cavity.

After we have mastered this technique, we will train on how to mount the PB-69A1 and perform a rear insertion technique and be mounted by the PB-69A1 with the PP-1 adapter. When you are comfortable with this and able to perform all 3 manuvers to please your partner, we will replace the PP-1 adapter with the PP-13 extendo 13 inch adapter which is more life like and more like our Southern Battalions clients.

How come you're so familiar with the instuctions?

MaddMike275 · Post by **MaddMike275** » August 19th, 2005, 8:20 am

The Holmchicken wrote:
Abell9 wrote:
Blacksheep22 wrote:At least he's not a leg-shaving homo from one of those Georgia Battalions. Welcome aboard newbie. Have fun in South Rainier.
Oh yea, being a boy loving cock holster is better, right?

Training at 2nd Batt.

At the first station Rangers , we will train on the PB-69A1. (Plastic Boy)
Step one: Take the PB-69A1 and remove its lower cover (Pants)
Step Two: Place your lips firmly on PP-1 adapter (Plastic Penus)
StepThree: Move head up and down on Adapter until it become hard and erect.
Step 4: When PB adapter is warmed up with friction it will release duck butter into your mouth cavity.

After we have mastered this technique, we will train on how to mount the PB-69A1 and perform a rear insertion technique and be mounted by the PB-69A1 with the PP-1 adapter. When you are comfortable with this and able to perform all 3 manuvers to please your partner, we will replace the PP-1 adapter with the PP-13 extendo 13 inch adapter which is more life like and more like our Southern Battalions clients.
How come you're so familiar with the instuctions?

It IS true them boys from the other batts are funny, explains why they always wanted to spoon during school, EVEN INDOORS!!!

As for YOU cherry if your in Cco 1st plt, go ask the 3rd squad leader the favorite thing that our team leader "Boissy" used to LOVE to do to the psychos.

Mom in Texas · Post by **Mom in Texas** » August 19th, 2005, 9:30 am

Welcome Ranger lurch275! Thank you for your service.