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SkyShark wrote:
289sotherhalf wrote:
SkyShark wrote: Rookies, it's for flossing when your done eating. :twisted: :twisted:
:shock: Now that is just gross! :?
Don't knock it till you try it. :lol: :lol:
Eeeewwww! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Joseph PrettyDeepWater »

Paratrooper SkyShark wrote:
Rookies, it's for flossing when your done eating. :twisted: :twisted:
Never would have thought that Paratrooper SkyShark.
:shock:


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Sine Pari wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Whats the string for?


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Maybe this young lady can tell you what the string is for. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Sine Pari wrote:What you mean to say it isn't a string but an icicle? :shock:
:lol: :lol:
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Post by RTO »

SkyShark wrote:
Sine Pari wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Whats the string for?


~Joseph
Maybe this young lady can tell you what the string is for. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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now, that's some dayum fine looking string right there! :D
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Post by Joseph PrettyDeepWater »

Sine Pari wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Whats the string for?


~Joseph
Maybe this young lady can tell you what the string is for. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Thanks Veteran Sine Pari, that pretty much answers my question...I think.


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Post by AbnRgr289 »

Joseph PrettyDeepWater wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:

Whats the string for?

~Joseph
A little song for you "JPDW.".....................Sung to the tune of I'm a little Tea pot!

OOOOOHH'

~I'm a little Tampon short and stout,

pull my Ripcord now I'm out!!~ :twisted:

Does that answer your question?? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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It's not a string......but a "short fuze" :twisted:
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Post by Joseph PrettyDeepWater »

AbnRgr289 wrote:
Joseph PrettyDeepWater wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:

Whats the string for?

~Joseph
A little song for you "JPDW.".....................Sung to the tune of I'm a little Tea pot!

OOOOOHH'

~I'm a little Tampon short and stout,

pull my Ripcord now I'm out!!~ :twisted:

Does that answer your question?? :lol: :lol: :lol:
Roger that Ranger AbnRgr289,
Thanks for educating me :lol:


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Post by AbnRgr289 »

centermass wrote:It's not a string......but a "short fuze" :twisted:
Well what are you waiting for?

Light it!! :twisted: :twisted:
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Post by RTO »

AbnRgr289 wrote:
centermass wrote:It's not a string......but a "short fuze" :twisted:
Well what are you waiting for?

Light it!! :twisted: :twisted:
AND RUN!! :twisted: :twisted:
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The Rip Cord..

Post by keepsmilin »

Yikes.... I should of stopped while I was ahead...

Stop at Page 1 on this post!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Re: The Rip Cord..

Post by AbnRgr289 »

keepsmilin wrote:Yikes.... I should of stopped while I was ahead...

Stop at Page 1 on this post!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Yeap, maybe you should have! :roll:
"It's not for us to reason why, it's just for us to Do or Die!"

"S.A.F.R.A.!"

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