Bully911 sends his first report from Reception

[Kilted Heathen]

When I was platoon guide in basic we had some wanker try to hang himself with a buffer chord, he failed miserably.

The night after that after lights out one of my Drills caught me in the barracks
with a buffer and a squad leader holding a red-lense flashlight and everybody lined up by their bunks.

He said: "What the fuck are you doing, asshole!"

I said: "I'm teaching these cunts how to tie a decent knot Drill Sergeant!"

He was fucking speechless!

[Towedjmpr]

[SkyShark]

Hey Rangers,


You'd be amazed by how many "soldiers" try to quit or are on Suicide Watch. In fact, one "man" in my company faked a seizure and fell out of his bunk to try to get out.



Bully911

Whats the deal with that?...It's not like they were drafted???

These are the people that years down the road, when thier kids and grand kids ask them, "Were you in the war against Terrorism?" They can say, yes I joined the Army and was in the Infanty, however, it was really hard back then not like today, and well it was so hot I had a heat seizure and the Army wouldn't let me stay in. I tried but that's that Army they are always trying to screw someone."

Fucking Retards. Ranger Puck. I feel for you.

[Slowpoke]

When I was platoon guide in basic we had some wanker try to hang himself with a buffer chord, he failed miserably.

The night after that after lights out one of my Drills caught me in the barracks
with a buffer and a squad leader holding a red-lense flashlight and everybody lined up by their bunks.

He said: "What the fuck are you doing, asshole!"

I said: "I'm teaching these cunts how to tie a decent knot Drill Sergeant!"

He was fucking speechless!

Fuckin A!!!!

The only thing better than getting these "Letters from school" is meeting the men when they've finished RIP.