ching lan quang tu fao!!

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » December 20th, 2003, 12:05 pm

This is for you kung foo artists and tae kwno do doers and kick boxers too.
Watch for several Yakuzaa that surround you and attack you biologically with flatulence thereby rendering you unconscience. Upon awaking, you find the Yakuzaa plying you with five gallons of water and the Yakuzaa enter carrying still more gallons of water. It is then you realize you are bound hand and foot making you immobile. The Yakuzaa are standing around you and pointing to a point on your anatomy below the belt. You raise your head to see your weewee peker tied with thin rope just below the head and pulled upwards. You gwak as you realize it has grown wider from the point of rope downward as the water passes thru your kidneys.

How can you escape? Answer in next post. lol

Spartan · Post by **Spartan** » December 23rd, 2003, 10:57 pm

AZRanger1 wrote:Ranger Steadfast,

Waiting for the answer sir......I contemplated this dilemna on my drive from butt fuck Yuma back to Tukson today....

Yeah right - whose watching our back while you get family face time?

BadMuther · Post by **BadMuther** » December 23rd, 2003, 11:33 pm

I hope weeman is still pushing......

The rock around the nuts is an old Batt newb initiation...(550 is longer then the fall)....had to stop it after one guy jumped though.....

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » January 3rd, 2004, 9:15 pm

The answer of how to escape Yakuzuma is to just wake up. Lucky for you it was merely a nightmare. hahahaha.

But you gotta go pee!

P.S. I forgot where I posted this originally, sry. lol