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Creeping Death
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Post by Creeping Death »

I am a happily married man. My Brother Vee is now single, so I think I will defer to him and square my buddy away.

Vee, you owe me one, dude! Enjoy! :lol:
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Creeping Death wrote:I am a happily married man. My Brother Vee is now single, so I think I will defer to him and square my buddy away.

Vee, you owe me one, dude! Enjoy! :lol:

Fuck that!

I'm a coward too :shock:

I'm not afraid of running through the whole of the Big Horns sans map and compass......but I'm afraid I'd get lost and die in that shit! :shock:

And I know none of you fuckers would come to save me either....it'd be like this:

"Ranger CD, this is Ranger Vee, over."

"CD. Go ahead."

"Dude, I'm lost in this formidable fucking terror of a place....can't seem to find my way out....each hill I climb...I just see another :? I'm outta rations too......send out the CSAR to get me!"

"Uh....negative, Ranger Vee. No one is willing to chance it....can't find an LZ. As for rations.....just spill some flour and look for the wet spot....after drinking your fill, follow the seeping trail, you'll make it outta there.....CD out."
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Post by Stickman »

Snafu,

Glad the women at the gym we go to are hot and none look like her.

Btw my back's all good now been seeing this chiropractor that fixed me up ( doesn't hurt that she's this hot Chinese lady) but I am going to be going through some therapy to make sure all is corrected.
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Post by mandog2/75 »

The funny thing is that she has eating utensils. As if they were necessary!
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Wow I'm glad my browser isn't showing the pic from what I am reading.
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Rangerette in training!! :lol:

Guaranteed Hog Award participant and champion!! :lol:
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As Ranger Kilted Heathen would say...........................Is that you Wrangler??
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Post by Vee »

Are those tits?

Or just fat rolls?


Any of you DEPPERS gonna step forward for the task? Dive in there and find out? :lol:
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Post by Poetryisdeath »

Ranger Vee, I'll step up. They like it big in Texas, but bigger in Montana. :lol:
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Post by Vee »

Poetryisdeath wrote:Ranger Vee, I'll step up. They like it big in Texas, but bigger in Montana. :lol:

That's why, even though I live 12 miles from the border, I stay in Wyoming :shock:
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Post by rgrpuck »

Damn theres that picture of BM again.
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