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GSXRanger wrote:My Gawd Obama can spew some bullshit.

I hope someone takes the transcripts of this debate and wipes his arse with it.

Unbelievable.

Glad I am not watching it, I'm listening to it on public radio.

Damn this Shiraz is gooooood!!!!
Isn't shiraz like a wine or something? What are ya getting your nails done for deployment too? 8)
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Back in 1990, the Government seized the Mustang Ranch brothel in Nevada for tax evasion and, as required by law, tried to run it. They failed and it closed. Now we are trusting the economy of our country to a pack of nit-wits who couldn't make money running a whore house and selling booze?
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"A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run."

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Silverback wrote:"A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run."

Dennis Miller
The same study further revealed you are more than twice as likely to find out what the maximum effective range of a Taser gun is. :twisted:
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RTO wrote:
Silverback wrote:"A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run."

Dennis Miller
The same study further revealed you are more than twice as likely to find out what the maximum effective range of a Taser gun is. :twisted:

25 feet........................and they are FUN to use on well-deserving targets !


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RANGER513 wrote:
RTO wrote:
Silverback wrote:"A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run."

Dennis Miller
The same study further revealed you are more than twice as likely to find out what the maximum effective range of a Taser gun is. :twisted:

25 feet........................and they are FUN to use on well-deserving targets !


:twisted:
There is now a soft armor 'carrier' that deflects or defeats the effects of a taser. What next?
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cams wrote:
RANGER513 wrote:
RTO wrote: The same study further revealed you are more than twice as likely to find out what the maximum effective range of a Taser gun is. :twisted:

25 feet........................and they are FUN to use on well-deserving targets !


:twisted:
There is now a soft armor 'carrier' that deflects or defeats the effects of a taser. What next?
Just make sure you hit the retarded guy and not the light bulb.
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Kevin Bacon has had at least a supporting role in 27% of all American movies made since 1982.
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Silverback wrote:Kevin Bacon has had at least a supporting role in 27% of all American movies made since 1982.
This is a false statistic...but it is a random thought.
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Silverback wrote:
Silverback wrote:Kevin Bacon has had at least a supporting role in 27% of all American movies made since 1982.
This is a false statistic...but it is a random thought.
It may be a false statistic, though highly probably that Kevin Bacon is only 6 degrees away from 27% of all American movies made since 1982, maybe. :D
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BS502 wrote:My boss needs to have her throat ripped out....and her typing fingers sawed off very, very slowly.
:shock: Damn.......like her that much do ya? Put some cookies on her and show her some love. Or, just go postal and stomp a hole in her. Im good either way. 8)
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Doing time the turret should come with the warning that the freaking cod piece is going to be slamming you in the nuts every time you hit a pot hole/ bump in the road.
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I never realized that the EDU K-9's (Explosive Detection Unit) were named after victims of 9/11.

One of my buddies just graduated and I was making fun of him because he has a dog with a jewish name, nothing against Jews, just thought he should have a cool dog name you know. Then he explained how they come to be. I thought that was pretty cool.
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