Riddle me this:

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » July 22nd, 2005, 2:26 pm

True, but not the answer I was looking for. :D

SmileyTFJ · Post by **SmileyTFJ** » July 22nd, 2005, 2:27 pm

289sotherhalf wrote:True, but not the answer I was looking for. :D

Daisey · Post by **Daisey** » July 22nd, 2005, 2:39 pm

289sotherhalf wrote:What has a neck, but no head?

A river?

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » July 22nd, 2005, 2:41 pm

TEXASDAISY_27 wrote:
289sotherhalf wrote:What has a neck, but no head?
A river?

No ma'am. :)

Warriorwife · Post by **Warriorwife** » July 22nd, 2005, 2:49 pm

289sotherhalf wrote:What has a neck, but no head?

A bottle of beer?

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » July 22nd, 2005, 2:50 pm

A bottle period, close enough, WW. :D

Your turn.

Warriorwife · Post by **Warriorwife** » July 22nd, 2005, 2:53 pm

Here on earth it is almost always true that tomorrow will follow yesterday but where is that place where yesterday always follow today?

SmileyTFJ · Post by **SmileyTFJ** » July 22nd, 2005, 2:55 pm

Warriorwife wrote:Here on earth it is almost always true that tomorrow will follow yesterday but where is that place where yesterday always follow today?

A Dictionary!

Warriorwife · Post by **Warriorwife** » July 22nd, 2005, 2:57 pm

Yep!... Gotta go find some touph ones

SmileyTFJ · Post by **SmileyTFJ** » July 22nd, 2005, 2:59 pm

Can a man legally marry his widow's sister in the state of California?

Warriorwife · Post by **Warriorwife** » July 22nd, 2005, 3:04 pm

SmileyTFJ wrote:Can a man legally marry his widow's sister in the state of California?

No...He's dead!

RTO · Post by **RTO** » July 22nd, 2005, 3:04 pm

SmileyTFJ wrote:Can a man legally marry his widow's sister in the state of California?

Not if he's dead!

Warriorwife · Post by **Warriorwife** » July 22nd, 2005, 3:04 pm

Pronounced as one letter,
And written with three,
Two letters there are,
And two only in me.
I'm double, I'm single,
I'm black, blue and grey,
I'm read from both ends,
And the same either way.
What am I?

SmileyTFJ · Post by **SmileyTFJ** » July 22nd, 2005, 3:09 pm

Warriorwife wrote:Pronounced as one letter,
And written with three,
Two letters there are,
And two only in me.
I'm double, I'm single,
I'm black, blue and grey,
I'm read from both ends,
And the same either way.
What am I?

Eye!

SkyShark · Post by **SkyShark** » July 22nd, 2005, 3:10 pm

RTO wrote:
SmileyTFJ wrote:Can a man legally marry his widow's sister in the state of California?
Not if he's dead!

Actually I wouldn't put it against that fruitcake state to pass something like that.