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289sotherhalf
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Post by 289sotherhalf »

I have one, you have one.
If you remove the first letter, a bit remains.
If you remove the second, bit still remains.
After much trying, you might be able to remove the third one also, but it remains.
It dies hard!
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Post by Warriorwife »

We are little creatures; all of us have different features.
One of us in glass is set;
one of us you'll find in jet.
Another you may see in tin,
and the fourth is boxed within .
If the fifth you should pursue,
it can never fly from you.
What are we? ?
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Post by SAWgunner4fun »

289sotherhalf wrote:I have one, you have one.
If you remove the first letter, a bit remains.
If you remove the second, bit still remains.
After much trying, you might be able to remove the third one also, but it remains.
It dies hard!
Is it a.... habit?
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The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on
He took a face from the ancient gallery
And he walked on down the hall

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289sotherhalf
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Post by 289sotherhalf »

SAWgunner4fun wrote:
289sotherhalf wrote:I have one, you have one.
If you remove the first letter, a bit remains.
If you remove the second, bit still remains.
After much trying, you might be able to remove the third one also, but it remains.
It dies hard!
Is it a.... habit?
Yes, you are correct.
~Ranger Wife~

"Love your enemies...it pisses them off!"

"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."

"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
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SAWgunner4fun
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Post by SAWgunner4fun »

Warriorwife wrote:We are little creatures; all of us have different features.
One of us in glass is set;
one of us you'll find in jet.
Another you may see in tin,
and the fourth is boxed within .
If the fifth you should pursue,
it can never fly from you.
What are we? ?
Are they...vowels?

A,E,I,O,U?
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The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on
He took a face from the ancient gallery
And he walked on down the hall

-The Doors
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Post by Warriorwife »

SAWgunner4fun wrote:
Warriorwife wrote:We are little creatures; all of us have different features.
One of us in glass is set;
one of us you'll find in jet.
Another you may see in tin,
and the fourth is boxed within .
If the fifth you should pursue,
it can never fly from you.
What are we? ?
Are they...vowels?

A,E,I,O,U?
Yep! How about this one...

Look at me. I can bring a smile to your face, A tear to your eye, Or even a thought to your mind. But, I can't be seen. What am I?
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Post by Ardent Lady »

Warriorwife wrote: Look at me. I can bring a smile to your face, A tear to your eye, Or even a thought to your mind. But, I can't be seen. What am I?
A memory
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The ultimate effect of shielding men from the effects of folly, is to fill the world with fools.
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289sotherhalf
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Post by 289sotherhalf »

Ardent Lady wrote:
Warriorwife wrote: Look at me. I can bring a smile to your face, A tear to your eye, Or even a thought to your mind. But, I can't be seen. What am I?
A memory
I think it is the past.
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"Love your enemies...it pisses them off!"

"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."

"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
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Post by Warriorwife »

It's the past, but a memory works as well!
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Post by Kilted Heathen »

What's black and brown and looks good on an Arab?
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Post by Kilted Heathen »

A fucking Rottweiller!
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"The lapdance is always better when the stripper is crying"

The trouble with Scotland is it's full of Scots!
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Post by AbnRgr289 »

Kilted Heathen wrote:What's black and brown and looks good on an Arab?
Burnt Flesh!! :twisted:
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Post by ANGRYCivilian »

Kilted Heathen wrote:A fucking Rottweiller!
:D :D :D
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Post by 289sotherhalf »

What has a neck, but no head?
~Ranger Wife~

"Love your enemies...it pisses them off!"

"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."

"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
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Post by SmileyTFJ »

289sotherhalf wrote:What has a neck, but no head?
A shirt!
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