An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a
small tavern. The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you
remember the first time we had Sex together over fifty years ago? We
went behind this tavern where you leaned against the fence and I made
Love to you."
"Yes," she says, "I remember it well."
"OK," he says, "how about taking a stroll around there again and we
can do it for old time's sake?"
"Oooooooh! Henry, you devil." she answers.
There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all
this, and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see
these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an
eye on them so there's no trouble." So he follows them. They walk
haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by walking
sticks.
Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the
fence. The old lady lifts her skirt, takes her panties down and the
old man drops his trousers. She turns around and as she hangs on to
the fence, the old man moves in. Suddenly they erupt into the most
furious sex that the watching policeman has ever seen. They are
bucking and jumping like eighteen-year-olds. This goes on for about
fifteen minutes!
She moans "Ohh God" and he hangs on to her hips for dear life. This
is the most athletic sex imaginable.
Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground. The policeman is
amazed. After about half an hour lying on the ground recovering, the
old couple struggles to their feet and puts their clothes back on.
The policeman, still watching thinks: "That was truly amazing. I've
got to ask them what their secret is..."
As the couple passes, he says to them, "That was something else! How
did you manage it? Is there some sort of secret?"
The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."
For old time's sake
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Wow, it great getting old. I read the joke and just began laughing my ass off. My wife asked me what was so funny and I began reading it to her. After I read her the first two lines she goes and reads me the pucnh line. I asked her when she heard it before and she said about a month ago. She then said so did you, I read it to you when I got it. Bottom line is it's great that you only need one joke to laugh at as long as someone sends it to you every month. 