The wife came home earlier today in a real dither. She came storming through the front door with her skirt flapping around her thighs, screaming about the shoe salesman. "He looked up my skirt when I was trying on shoes, and said he'd like to eat my pussy full of ice cream."
I got her to calm down some and told her:
First, you've got too many shoes already.
Second, you're old enough to know better than to go shoe shopping in a skirt.
Third, anybody that can eat that much ice cream is a better man than I am!
Wife trouble
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I never wore a cape, but I still have my dog tags.
Experienced Peek Freak!!
173rd Abn LRRP...'66/'67
C/1/506 101st Abn
B/2/325 82nd Abn
Experienced Peek Freak!!
173rd Abn LRRP...'66/'67
C/1/506 101st Abn
B/2/325 82nd Abn
That is to funny!!C 2/75, 1st Plt, Wpns Sqd 76-79
RS 3-78
Mattoon's Goons
A 'Veteran' -- whether active duty, discharged, retired, or reserve --
is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America,' for an amount of 'up to, and including his life.'
RS 3-78
Mattoon's Goons
A 'Veteran' -- whether active duty, discharged, retired, or reserve --
is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America,' for an amount of 'up to, and including his life.'
Wow Slowpoke, that is just amazing. By the way is 1 or 2 gallons enough? This is a truly deep subject! I am in awe! Is whipped cream allowed? I know the ladies love it when you top it off with a banana & nuts.
RLTW
Steadfast
4/325 82d DIV 68-69
2nd Bde HHC (LRRP), 4 ID
K Co (Rgr), 75th Inf (Abn), 4 ID
69-70
I cooked with C- 4
Steadfast
4/325 82d DIV 68-69
2nd Bde HHC (LRRP), 4 ID
K Co (Rgr), 75th Inf (Abn), 4 ID
69-70
I cooked with C- 4
