Answer to # 1. Because it can be done, it will be done. So it is written. so it shall be done. That is Karma!RangerStew wrote:#1 If you really want to screw with a friend who firmly believes in Karma, haul off and punch him/her in the nose as hard as you can and then ask him/her what he/she did to deserve it.
#2 You know why all brides wear white on their wedding day?
Because all major kitchen appliances come in white.
PS: My wife despises that second joke.
Answer to # 2. Your wife is right to feel that way. In today's modern world every item in a kitchen now comes in colors, so your premise is old fashioned. If your wife were able to answer you, but bless her as she supports her husband and says nothing against you other than to disagree with you. Your wife should have continued to add that the white in itself stand for purity in her soul. Her love for you is purity. She stands beside you always and that is purity. After the ceremony the wife begins her ardous duty of maintaining your home, taking care of the shopping, cleaning, cooking, feeding the kids, staying in touch with the relatives and always there for you when you return. All this is purity denoted by the color white. So the moral of the story is hug you wife and thank her for all the purity she has given you. You are a lucky man to have such purity in your life.
