Random thought of the moment.

[Slowpoke]

Fuck it...took today and tomorrow off.

There's nothing like a few "What the Fuck" days from work to make you feel better!

[Baseplate]

Funny how you spelled "Moooosllums," a few weeks back I took a report of a threatening letter and the sender wrote Moooosllums that same way.

I think you just busted that case wide open

[panthersix]

Yeah, the doc said we are gonna nip this in the bud....I could deal with the swollen poison ivy lip....but the swollen hands and face...maybe it will swell my wiener up too.

What did you say you were sucking on again?

[RANGER513]

LABOR DAY WEEKEND

A weekend set aside for the all the crazy, stupid, and dumbfuck people to join together in battalion strength and cause local resources and tax payers hundreds of thousands of dollars.

[abnhawk]

There's only 2 things in this world that smell like fish...and one of them is fish

[RangerX]

There's only 2 things in this world that smell like fish...and one of them is fish

Sounds fishy to me.....

[Shock]

Friend of mine sent this to me.

KFC has announced an addition to their chicken dinners..... It's called the Obama Cabinet Bucket.
-It consists of nothing but left wings and assholes.

[rangertough]

I seem to kill almost every thread I post on. It's just wierd.

Tough

[IEDmagnet]

Why is it that I can chase down a crack head at work (twice in one day, don't ask...it wasn't my departments shining moment) and not be sore or even winded? But start teaching a 16 year old and 9 year old soccer and I am hurting in places I forgot I had.

[C-MAC]

Why is it that I can chase down a crack head at work (twice in one day, don't ask...it wasn't my departments shining moment) and not be sore or even winded? But start teaching a 16 year old and 9 year old soccer and I am hurting in places I forgot I had.

I played football for as long as I can remember. No real substantial injuries- just the normal stuff. One year, I decided to try soccer. Long story short- blew out my knee and wore a cast for 10 weeks. That was it for me and soccer.

Keep chasing the bad guys. But whatever you do-STAY AWAY from the soccer, THat stuff is lethal.

[rgrokelley]

Just did a two day, 14 mile trip on the Appalachian Trail with my three daughters. We went on the Carver's Gap route. When we climbed the largest mountain on that route, "Big Hump Mountain" I bumped into two people. A young girl and a really old guy. The young girl noticed the Ranger shirt and my girls wearing ACU pants and asked if I was military. She then told me she was just back from Afghanistan with the Marines. The old guy was her dad who was in the Marines in Vietnam. He saw the Ranger shirt and asked what class did I go to. I said 5-85, and he immediately responded with 6-76.

I keep finding Rangers in the oddest places.