One day Eddie got so desperate that he went to her and said, "I'll give you $100.00 if you let me have sex with you."
The girl looked at him shocked and said, "No!"
He said, "I'll be real quick about it. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up."
She thought for a minute and said, "I'll have to ask my boyfriend first." She called him and explained the situation, the boyfriend says, "Fuck it, ask him for $200.00! Pick up the money really fast and he won't even be able to get his pants down!"
She agree's and accepts Eddie's offer for 2 bills.
30 minutes go by and the boyfriend has still not heard from her.
After about 45 minutes the boyfriend calls her and ask's, "What happened?"
Still breathing hard she managed to reply, "That motherfucker threw down $200.00 in quarters!"
