I sent the wife off to work

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Steadfast
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I sent the wife off to work

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I was between jobs and was having difficulty getting a new job. So I sent the wife off to work. She came back after 10 hours with $20.05. I asked her, "What is the 5 cents for"? She said, "Everybody paid 5 cents"! :shock:
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I sent my ex-wife to the landfill with a couple bags of garbage on a Saturday and I didn't see her again till Monday! Got me to thinking she might be fooling around on me! :? I was right! :shock: :evil: :D :D :D
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