What Daddy wants from your Momma?

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Steadfast
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What Daddy wants from your Momma?

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The teacher in the 2nd grade was conducting a little taste and tell with her students. Harry told the teacher it tasted like ginger bread his momma used to bake. Mrs. Crabtree said that is correct Harry, very good! Now it is your turn Johnny. She blindfolded Johnny and unwrapped a Hersey Kiss and placed it on Johnny's tongue. The teacher asked Johnny loud enough for all students to hear. I just placed something in your mouth your daddy always wants from your momma Johnny. What is it? Johnny's tasting and thinking when little Susie screams at the top of her lungs from the rear of the class to Johnny. Johnny spit it out! It's a piece of ass!
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Haha! i started laughing out lound at the end there, and since i was in class and it was quiet everybody started laughing at me! LMAO





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