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Slowpoke
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Post by Slowpoke »

R. Lee Ermey has always been my hero.....my favorite is, "I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fuck you."
I never wore a cape, but I still have my dog tags.

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Post by RiserBurn »

That site is now at the top of my favorites section.

My favourite is, "You had best unfuck yourself, or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!"

Good post!
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Post by GrowOrDie »

For those Rangers who are fans of the jerky boys and prank phone calling, they use the sound boards to call a bunch of different people, R. Lee Ermey has about 4 of them.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/morepranks.shtml
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Post by Bell »

My avatar and sig line are all Ermey. I've been doing it a long time now.

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Post by ANGRYCivilian »

I had not seen FMJ before I went to basic. I thought the DS's said the funniest shit I had ever heard. Then, after a year or so, I saw the movie.

Man, the whole time, I thought they made that shit up.

It's the best. :D
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