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AbnRgr289
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Post by AbnRgr289 »

Another one for The Heathen!
Kilted Heathen wrote:Remember this....your mother gets moist for Rangers, she just gets fucking annoyed with you.
"It's not for us to reason why, it's just for us to Do or Die!"

"S.A.F.R.A.!"

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Post by Towedjmpr »

Fucking little ADD cunt, how come child-serial killers overlook assholes like you?
He is on a roll.
"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."

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Post by Towedjmpr »

(Pastor walks off mumbling to himself, kicking innocent animals in his path, growling at kids, slapping women.....)

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."

-- Dave Barry
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Post by DoorGunner »

Towedjmpr wrote:
(Pastor walks off mumbling to himself, kicking innocent animals in his path, growling at kids, slapping women.....)

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Barking at cats :shock:
A Veteran is someone, who at one point in their life, wrote a blank check made payable to "The United States of America," for the amount of, "Up to and including my Life." This is Honor, and there are way to many people in this country that no longer understand it!

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Post by kellisully »

~This is a classic~

Ranger Abell9
Colorful????? Thats like calling a range Wolf, nice doggy.

And Kelli....while you may like some of these heathen trailer trash scum and find them entertaining.....they can be crude, rude, and more caustic than battery acid. However, as the Pastor of the site, I would advise you to speak with the Mothers of the site before you start complimenting these guys. Just like cur dogs, they will follow you home and eat you out of house and home. A scurrilous, knuckle dragging bunch of trash they are...with dark hearts and morbid fascination with things that go boom. You sure you want your son to be like that?
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Post by SAWgunner4fun »

rgrpuck wrote:You really need a clue.

However you couldnt get a clue during clue mateing season, in a field full of horny clues, if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mateing dance.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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And he walked on down the hall

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Post by Silverback »

Threefifty wrote:When Ranger Kilted Heathen called you a cunt, he really meant that you were a festering hatchet wound in a crack whore's crotch. No, he did not mean you were a fellow soldier of his. Your a DEP, and you haven't accomplished shit. Until you get through OSUT, then you have no right to call yourself a "soldier".
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Post by ANGRYCivilian »

Silverback wrote:Welcome...and Remember...Jesus hates legs
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Post by Draco »

I had a dog that used hump my first wife's leg constantly.
She said "Isn't there a way to make him stop that?"

I said "Yep, pick him up and suck his dick!"


She wasn't amused.
BWAHAHAHA
Colorful????? Thats like calling a range Wolf, nice doggy.
Nice Doggie here :twisted:



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Post by Kwith »

Warriorwife wrote:Shut the fuck up
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Post by AbnRgr289 »

Kilted Heathen wrote:
lawschoolgeek wrote:
Link to the full column: ‘Wonderful To Be A Soldier’

Were you told to speak...or did someone push a quarter up your ass?
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"It's not for us to reason why, it's just for us to Do or Die!"

"S.A.F.R.A.!"

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HHC 2/18 197 Inf Bde/3rd Bde 24th ID. 2/90-5/92 (Op-DS/DS)
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Post by Nomad »

"Any former special operations forces of the victorious superpower shall retain all rights to deride, curse, castigate, and question the sexual prowess, preference, and gender of special operations forces of the losing superpower..." Terry Welshan
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Post by Nomad »

VAK's crystal clear ROE
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Post by Nomad »

Kilted Heathen wrote:Hey Lady, Matador was NOT being rude to you!
You want rude?
I'll give you fucking rude... (5 paragraphs of Scottish madness ensue)

How's that for fucking rude?
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Post by Leatherneck »

LMAO. How did I miss this thread until now?
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