Movie Quotes

[rgrokelley]

"Elk don't know how many feet a horse has............."

Full time night woman? I never could find no tracks on a woman's heart. I packed me a squaw for ten year, Pilgrim. Cheyenne, she were, and the meanest bitch that ever balled for beads. I lodge-poled her at Deadwood Creek, and traded her for a Hawken gun. But don't get me wrong; I loves the womens, I surely do. But I swear, a woman's breast is the hardest rock that the Almighty ever made on this earth, and I can find no sign on it.

[McD]

"Elk don't know how many feet a horse has............."

Full time night woman? I never could find no tracks on a woman's heart. I packed me a squaw for ten year, Pilgrim. Cheyenne, she were, and the meanest bitch that ever balled for beads. I lodge-poled her at Deadwood Creek, and traded her for a Hawken gun. But don't get me wrong; I loves the womens, I surely do. But I swear, a woman's breast is the hardest rock that the Almighty ever made on this earth, and I can find no sign on it.

Jeremiah Jonhson

Here skin this one... I'll go fetch another!

[raider7]

" I have many leather bound books... and my apartment smells of rich mahogany"

[rgrwest]

Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual. But now I know why I have always lost women to guys like you. I mean, it's not just the uniform. It's the stories that you tell. So much fun and imagination.

[SlyFox]

" I have many leather bound books... and my apartment smells of rich mahogany"

That would be Anchor man :-) great movie.

How about.....

"these snazberries taste like......snazberries"

[Zonk 1/75]

" I have many leather bound books... and my apartment smells of rich mahogany"

That would be Anchor man :-) great movie.

How about.....

"these snazberries taste like......snazberries"

OK Super Trooper

[Lunch]

Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual. But now I know why I have always lost women to guys like you. I mean, it's not just the uniform. It's the stories that you tell. So much fun and imagination.

Don't have the schnizel, they're serving schnauser.

[raider7]

"eh lads, the wanker's got a frog football shirt on lets give this nancy a fucking good kicking! c'mon lads its goin off!!!"

[ZoneIV]

US Soldier1 "hey what's your outfit?"
Brit Soldier "The Queen's Own Royal West Kent Regiment."
US Soldier1 "Hey that's a fancy name."
US Soldier2 "How about that?"
Brit Soldier "What is your outfit?"
US Soldier1 "The 5307th Composite Unit"
US Soldier2 "Provisional"
Brit Soldier "Oh the Quartermaster Corps"
US Soldier1 "Quartermaster Corps? Do we look like supply clerks to you?"
US Soldier2 "We are the United States Infantry and death to redcoats!"

[Silverback]

"If I had a black light this ship would look like a Jackson Pollock painting." Star Lord

[cams]

"If I had a black light this ship would look like a Jackson Pollock painting." Star Lord

Just saw this today at IMAX. Pretty good movie.