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Dead people, a two minute horizontal mambo, and a guy wearing birth control glasses? :?
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heartoftexasarmymom wrote:
Rock Island Ranger wrote:Dead people, a two minute horizontal mambo, and a guy wearing birth control glasses? :?
Pastor, take a look at that avatar of yours! That's why I said "strangely sexy"! :wink: :lol:
My dear. That picture of me was taken 12 years ago. Yought to see me NOW. I weigh 71 lbs, My hair is all gone, my robes fall off when I sneeze, I cant wear underwear and I pass out when I get an erection.
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heartoftexasarmymom wrote: This thread is useless without photos! Bwahahahaha!!!
Quid pro quo
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heartoftexasarmymom wrote:
RangerX wrote:
heartoftexasarmymom wrote: This thread is useless without photos! Bwahahahaha!!!
Quid pro quo
I am NOT saying another word! :mrgreen: :lol:
Trainable. :twisted:
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God i love this place!!!!
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for he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother!"
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RangerRon wrote:God i love this place!!!!
Pssssst, Ron....I wont tell anyone that Avatar is actually you. K? 8)
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Rock Island Ranger wrote:
RangerRon wrote:God i love this place!!!!
Pssssst, Ron....I wont tell anyone that Avatar is actually you. K? 8)
I can only wish I was that good looking!!! :?

Speaking of erections, when I was younger I could hardly bend mine. Now I can almost tie it in a knot. I am just wondering how damn strong I'm gunna get! :shock:
SUA SPONTE - "We few, we happy few, we BAND OF BROTHERS;
for he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother!"
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heartoftexasarmymom wrote:
Rock Island Ranger wrote:Dead people, a two minute horizontal mambo, and a guy wearing birth control glasses? :?
Pastor, you forgot to mention those smokin' hot black socks! :D :lol:
Brogans with black socks...ROCKIN.
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Rock Island Ranger wrote:
My dear. That picture of me was taken 12 years ago. Yought to see me NOW. I weigh 71 lbs, My hair is all gone, my robes fall off when I sneeze, I cant wear underwear and I pass out when I get an erection.
:lol: Pastor, I call BS. I bet you can hold your own ok. 8)
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DrD wrote:
Rock Island Ranger wrote:
My dear. That picture of me was taken 12 years ago. Yought to see me NOW. I weigh 71 lbs, My hair is all gone, my robes fall off when I sneeze, I cant wear underwear and I pass out when I get an erection.
:lol: Pastor, I call BS. I bet you can hold your own ok. 8)
That certainly begs for a comment!! :roll:
SUA SPONTE - "We few, we happy few, we BAND OF BROTHERS;
for he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother!"
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RLTW! - Land of the Free BECAUSE of the Brave

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heartoftexasarmymom wrote:Trainable. :twisted:


Ranger X, ONLY in your dreams! But I do love a man who thinks he can handle a challenge. 8)
We are all trainable. It just takes the right kind of.....motivation. :twisted:
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RangerRon wrote:
DrD wrote:
:lol: Pastor, I call BS. I bet you can hold your own ok. 8)
That certainly begs for a comment!! :roll:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
RangerX wrote:We are all trainable. It just takes the right kind of.....motivation. :twisted:
And what sort of motivation, Ranger RangerX, would you promote? :wink: :lol: :lol:
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DrD wrote:
RangerX wrote:We are all trainable. It just takes the right kind of.....motivation. :twisted:
And what sort of motivation, Ranger RangerX, would you promote? :wink: :lol: :lol:
To be determined based on the individual. We all react to differently to....stimuli.
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Repeal the 16th, enforce the 10th.

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