NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

[Warriorwife]

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying...Go to Hell

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

[Bugsy]

In a very disturbing way, its all true

[Invictus]

Do any of these really matter if all you hear is Charlie Brown's teacher anyway?

[Earthpig]

Do any of these really matter if all you hear is Charlie Brown's teacher anyway?

Excellent point!

RLTW
EP

[Earthpig]

These are the nine I always hear:

1.) jerk
2.) fucking jerk
3.) bastard
4.) fucking bastard
5.) asshole
6.) fucking asshole
7.) Son-of-a-bitch
8.) fucking son-of-a-bitch
9.) sweetheart (prelude to "honey do" request)

RLTW
EP

[Jim]

Thanks for the insight, Linda. That is just too accurate!

At least to both of my former wives.

[Eric]

#9 seems to happen quite often

[RangerX]

My wife says I never listen to her
or something like that

[289sotherhalf]

Sad, but oh so true!

[KW Driver]

like I've said before, you wanna play games and not say what you mean, fine; I'm taking you at face value and executing. say what you mean or live with the consequences. I don't read minds and won't ever try to again.

[Go_Placidly]

Ranger KW Driver,

I have a feeling in a couple years time I'm going to agree with you wholeheartedly. At this point, I'm trying the whole "game" thing, and it's so much trouble, I'm beginning to wonder if it's really worth it. I just don't know how long I can be single and aloof until I just give in and admit I'm a nice guy. Can't be someone you're not .

As for the nine words... can't say it's not true (yet).

[K.Ingraham]

Falling for #4 has cost me....

[DrD]

What about the words/phrases the guys use? You know... the ones that end up making us women want to walk up to a wall and start slamming our head into it in shear frustration?

Go_Placidly;

You should be able to admit you are a nice guy... But, then again, I am no relationship guru...

[Rock Island Ranger]

What about the words/phrases the guys use? You know... the ones that end up making us women want to walk up to a wall and start slamming our head into it in shear frustration?

No such thing is uttered from my lips. I am certain that while each of us has yet to find absolute perfection, we are so close it's scarey. So, shut the fuck up and go make a sammich for your man.