DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS ...
This one is for everyone who ..
a) has kids, b) had kids, c) was a kid, d) knows a kid e) is going to have kids.
I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed.
At one point she said, "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers," pretending to eat them.
Went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.
I said, "What's wrong, honey?
She replied, "What happened to my booger?"
Lesson= I'll not stick any child's fingers in my mouth after reading this...
Daddy, look at this (1 of the guys I work with sent this)
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Daddy, look at this (1 of the guys I work with sent this)
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"All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.” Galileo Galilei
"If our lives are endangered by plots or violence or armed robbers or enemies, any and every method of protecting ourselves is morally right” Marcus Tullius Cicero
"By special Pastoral appointment."
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Re: Daddy, look at this (1 of the guys I work with sent thi
When the times comes and they're yours..YOU WILL.....You can't help yourselfJenny Lynn wrote: Lesson= I'll not stick any child's fingers in my mouth after reading this...
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reminds me of a story with the punchline
"That wasn't mustard!!!"
"That wasn't mustard!!!"
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124 MI(LRSD) 90-91 (Desert Storm)
Repeal the 16th, enforce the 10th.
ΜΩΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
"I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all." Gen. James Mattis
Panem Et Circenses
My safe space