One of Life's Lessons

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One of Life's Lessons

Post by Maggot275 »

First year veterinarian students at Texas A&M were to receive their first anatomy lesson with a real dead cow.

The professor started the class by telling them "In veterinary medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor.
First is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal's body."

For an example, the professor stuck his finger in the anus of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth.

"Go ahead and do the same thing." he told his students.

Some of the students freaked out and hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the professor looked at them and said, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger.
Now pay attention!"

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He answered: "The terrain was beginning to constrict and our hit time was coming close. So I put us in a Ranger file."


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Post by EvilCouch »


Well played. Well played.
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Post by Ranger Ron »

AHHH! Attention to detail!
SUA SPONTE - "We few, we happy few, we BAND OF BROTHERS;
for he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother!"
- Shakespeare

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