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Ok, maybe my meds are starting to wear off, or I need to up my prescription for hallucinagetics, but why am I the only one on here with a fucking yellow gummy bear next to my avatar? :|
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It's not just you Ranger cams, I also have a little juicy gummy bear next to mine also. Not sure what that means but it sure is a cute little mofo
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cams wrote:Ok, maybe my meds are starting to wear off, or I need to up my prescription for hallucinagetics, but why am I the only one on here with a fucking yellow gummy bear next to my avatar? :|
Because you are from 2nd Batt.
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Lunch wrote:Turd polishing: you just can't convince some people that it's better to flush and walk away.
It's looking more and more like it's gonna hit the fan instead. I've just about had it with these people.
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cams wrote:I'm sure that will put your boyfriends mind at ease. How's that PT going drone?
Excellent Ranger Cams I knock push ups, pull ups, and an ab routine during my weightlifting session I have to go to for football. I'll be able to do more running than just at practice in the off-season.
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Edgerusher71 wrote:
cams wrote:I'm sure that will put your boyfriends mind at ease. How's that PT going drone?
Excellent Ranger Cams I knock push ups, pull ups, and an ab routine during my weightlifting session I have to go to for football. I'll be able to do more running than just at practice in the off-season.
It was kind of a rhetorical question drone, but that's good, do more.
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linuxheels wrote:It's not just you Ranger cams, I also have a little juicy gummy bear next to mine also. Not sure what that means but it sure is a cute little mofo
Please tell me you're a girl. Otherwise, well, you know.
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Lunch wrote:
cams wrote:Ok, maybe my meds are starting to wear off, or I need to up my prescription for hallucinagetics, but why am I the only one on here with a fucking yellow gummy bear next to my avatar? :|
Because you are from 2nd Batt.
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cams wrote:Ok, maybe my meds are starting to wear off, or I need to up my prescription for hallucinagetics, but why am I the only one on here with a fucking yellow gummy bear next to my avatar? :|
Yellow gummy bear? It looks more like a psychotic gold snowman.
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1) The little gummy bear is indicative of being "online"!

2)The problem with polishing a turd is that when you're finished, all you have is shiney shit!
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Slowpoke wrote:1) The little gummy bear is indicative of being "online"!

2)The problem with polishing a turd is that when you're finished, all you have is shiney shit!
No shit? Who'd of thought that. :?

Being that this is an Airborne Ranger site can't we change it to a jump door "green light" (on)- "red light" (off), instead of a fucking gummy bear?

Anybody....? (Cams walks away shaking his head in confusion. Gummy bears? You've gone too far Magoo.) :lol: :lol: :lol:
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cams wrote:Ok, maybe my meds are starting to wear off, or I need to up my prescription for hallucinagetics, but why am I the only one on here with a fucking yellow gummy bear next to my avatar? :|
Because they want to have a little gumatar. :lol:
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cams wrote:
Slowpoke wrote:1) The little gummy bear is indicative of being "online"!

2)The problem with polishing a turd is that when you're finished, all you have is shiney shit!
No shit? Who'd of thought that. :?

Being that this is an Airborne Ranger site can't we change it to a jump door "green light" (on)- "red light" (off), instead of a fucking gummy bear?

Anybody....? (Cams walks away shaking his head in confusion. Gummy bears? You've gone too far Magoo.) :lol: :lol: :lol:
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merlyn wrote:
cams wrote:Ok, maybe my meds are starting to wear off, or I need to up my prescription for hallucinagetics, but why am I the only one on here with a fucking yellow gummy bear next to my avatar? :|
Because they want to have a little gumatar. :lol:
:? Ergh? Nevermind. I don't even know how to respond to that. The 60's were clearly very good to you.
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Cut myself shaving this morning. It looked like I was going for the jugular. Reason? Handle on the shaver broke. Checked the box, they are now Made in China. What the hell do they know about shaving?

I am changing my brand- I don't need the ChiComs as part of my morning routine.

As an aside, it reminded me of a guy in basic who on the first morning cut himself so bad the TI thought he was committing suicide. I laughed out loud- which was immediately followed by 25 push ups and some extra PT.
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