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Black 6 wrote:
Jenny Lynn wrote: ....Ranger X, Funny, in fact true story the local LEO's (some knew gramps and dad from them owning the town auto repair/ gas station) called my sisters and I the spinning trio or the doughnut girls since when it snowed they always found us doing doughnuts in the snow in the parking lots with the virgin snow :twisted: as long as we didn't hit anything they let us continue on with our fun. Jenny

Heh, heh, she said virgin.
For some reason all I can read is "virgin....doughnut". My heart palpitates.

Wait, that's not my heart.
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RangerX wrote:
Black 6 wrote:
Jenny Lynn wrote: ....Ranger X, Funny, in fact true story the local LEO's (some knew gramps and dad from them owning the town auto repair/ gas station) called my sisters and I the spinning trio or the doughnut girls since when it snowed they always found us doing doughnuts in the snow in the parking lots with the virgin snow :twisted: as long as we didn't hit anything they let us continue on with our fun. Jenny

Heh, heh, she said virgin.
For some reason all I can read is "virgin....doughnut". My heart palpitates.

Wait, that's not my heart.
Strange, I was thinking along the same lines. You know, like those words jumped right outta the page at me! :shock:
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Just got back from our 2008 Christmas lights tour. This year, there were a shit load of houses and entire neighborhoods that did not have Christmas lights. It was kind of sad. It was kind of very fucking sad. For some reason, I cried on this years tour. On the upside, there were some really great Christmas light displays. But still, I'm sad for the ones without Christmas lights! :(
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Why am I still at work when everyone else has left the building? :shock:
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It's nice out........I think I'll keep it out.
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I just wanted to take a moment to wish everyone here in the ArmyRanger.com family, a safe and Merry Christmas. Thank you for being my pseudo family while my family is on the other side of the US. That's not necessarily a bad thing :lol:

Amazing how some I have come to know here understand me better then the family I'm related to and grew up with :!: Cheers I raise my white russian up and say Bless You All especially those who are protecting and watching our borders this day.
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Christmas wish...

May the one who destroys your day be infested with the crabs of a thousand whores, and gifted with arms too short to scratch...
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nothing like cracking open a few brews at noon on christmas day, watching the best nephew an uncle could ask for play with his toys
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when you start arm wrestling yourbeer you know your drunk but not drnk enough because you realize it
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How come in all the video games the shot groups, from supposedly high speed special operations types, would be an embarrasment to anyone who is a real shooter?

How come there's always some ass clown who wants to whine, complain, or quit when the going gets tough?

We need a video game made for shooters by shooters (FSBS)




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It's a beautiful day........Now watch some asshole f*ck it up!
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I wonder what it would feel like if I set my foot on fire....

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EarthPig wrote:I wonder what it would feel like if I set my foot on fire....

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I love my family I really do...but fuck I'm glad they went home.

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EarthPig wrote:I wonder what it would feel like if I set my foot on fire....
Pretty good with barbecue sauce!
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