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I have always pondered how many attack chihuahua's i could fight off before they could overtake me. No weapons just your hands. I would say at least a hundred before throwing them and breaking their necks would put me into muscle failure. Thoughts?


What kind of terrain are we talking about here ...

Carpet Angels?

Thanks Ranger Paladin,
But I'm no Ranger. Just a lowly, inbred, foul-mouthed, cope chewin, dirty ass leg. But I make it look goooood :D

What was her argument for the Teletubbies?

Basically, she argued that Teletubbies are much larger than children, and children in the Care Bear movies are always larger than the bears, so the Teletubbies must be much larger than Care Bears. Like most women, she held steadfast to the basic ...

Ranger JLTW,
Roger, I'm a 11B. I'd say I'm a "leg" but I suppose my company makes me more of a "wheel" sometimes. And thanks to all who replied, it's good to see ya'll still around here.

Of all the childhood cartoons, the Care Bears represent, by far, the most elite fighting force. Upon engaging the enemy, the Care Bears possess a number of characteristics developed through years of ruthless fighting. In CQC their naturally feral natures, thick hide, and claws decimate enemy ...

Based upon a lot of the posts in this forum, I've been looking at the RRA website and trying to piece together a .223 carbine with the different components I might want. I'm not looking for anything super sexy (I'd rather spend the cash upgrading certain aspects of my six element :wink: ) but am ...

It's been a while since I've been on here and felt the need to introduce myself again. I was on here and AirborneRanger for a while back in 2002 to 2006 or so. I had some decent ties to Earthpig, Bell, and Spartan, among others. For those of you who were on back then, I was the the kid who was ...

I'm headin down range here in a bit and am lookin for some information on a good civilian GPS system with downloadable maps for our areas of operation. While we will of course have a military issue system with us, I've found that these don't always work the best and want a back up. In searching the ...

I originally started posting on AirborneRanger.com, and got to know alot of the Rangers and Vets from that board. Took alot of shit from Ranger Spartan on the other site, became infatuated with him, and have been silently stalking ever since. . .

OR, alot of the members from ArmyRanger.com came ...

Thanks Ranger Tool175,
As was stated by 1/75Mom, its great to hear that the people over there still desire their freedom. For those of us who are preparing to deploy, bombarded by the constant flow of negativity regarding this war, its always refreshing to hear of those things worth fighting for. Be ...

TEXASDAISY_27 wrote: Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated
and failed to wash their hands.

Who's slackin on this? I've worked real hard trying to get this figure up, who's droppin the balls? We can do alot better than 6.


Dud

ummmm . . . dirty leg told me he had posted a story about his birthday. yeah, thats it! and i, knowing him, naturally assumed this was the story. so i couldnt possibly have clicked on this topic because it said 'gay porn' on it strictly hoping to see gay porn.


Dud

Damn DL,
Still suprised you made it past puberty, kinda debunks the whole 'survival of the fittest' theory huh? But in the spirit of things, and that its your 'special day' . . . HAPPY BIRTHDAY FUCKER!

Here's to another year of contaminating our gene pool, us legs gotta keep the climb up the ...

wade_the_duck wrote:I would have thought MIT students to be brighter than this. . .

Well, perhaps the fact that the asshole incorrectly spelled 'governer' should be a clue?


Dud