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Odd that my Gaydar starts chirping whenever it points eastward, toward Greece...

I wonder if the damn thing is broken?....

OH. My mistake, I see that it was pointing out Rangers who watch Oprah!!!!


Dude, that's MUCH too gay.

Ummmm..... what's "Over There"?

Sounds like some WWI ditty they used to sing...

Are you leaving for Basic or accepting a Goddamn Oscar award? Drop the spiritual touchy feely shit, shut your chub socket, and get it done. Most folks don't get all spiritual and inner-reflecting until they have done a little more than just pack for the fucking trip.

I don't want to see your ass ...

Playswithmyownmeat, an RE code of 3 means what?

RE1 - Immediate reenlistment approved, no waiver
RE2 - Local waiver needed
RE3 - DA waver needed
RE4 - Permafucked

Even in the midst of these days of trial, RE3 folks are scraping the bottom of the barrel a bit too hard.

Despite what yer ego may be ...

Tell you what... I'm pretty good in PhotoShop. Email me a couple of regular photos that you like of yer buddies / self doing yer thing, and I can transform them into line drawings...

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Hey there Bill Watson.

I suppose you remember Trout, perhaps also a tabless bitch named Randy Van Parr from A Co. Just some of the names rattling around after all these years.

Welcome aboard.

I'm sure that all the good Chief got back by way of a reply was a totally uncomprehending, blank, deer-in-the-headlights look as the poor dear tried unsuccessfully to figure out what in hell had just happened...

Intentional Gayjack:

Who's got the lowest REI member's number, Cherries?

(Remembering when REI was a lil ol gay bar in Seattle that didn't sell much besides but plugs and strap ons...

The article is over a year old... even money that she at least tried to sue the city for "endangering" her child.

What a fookin tool.... a pretty damn dull one, to be sure, but definately a tool.

I'll let you in on a little secret...


This is how I polish my jump boots...





Elbow Grease.

Lots of it.

And don't be surprised if for the first week of leave all he does is eat, sleep, and go to the bathroom...

My six year old has been taking violin lessons for three years and plays quite well now. The cost of lessons is an issue, as is the amount of time parents need to spend being taxi drivers. I'm considering some sort of H2H training starting in a couple of years. Right now he's MUCH too skittery ...

Has anyone done a single line rappel with a 9mm line before ? What terminal gear did you use ? Could this be done with a single snap link using multiple wraps?

I did it with 8mm kermantle rope. At the time I was testing a new Rappel Device called the Tactical Rappel Device http://axiantactical ...

LOL just make sure you've been true to your old guy diet, and that your Kung Fu Grip is on it's game. Otherwise be prepared to be whistling in at a rather impressive rate of speed that'll be guarenteed to impress the ladies, provided they don't actually SEE the landing stage.

B 2/75 wrote:* Steps over new meat who's blocking the hallway by knocking them out the fookin CQ desk, of all places... *

Git yer damn feet down and go report to Ranger KH. Report yer actions in a clear Salute report format, and make it quick.