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by GTP
January 22nd, 2018, 5:28 am
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: ALL MEMBERS - Ranger Jim
Replies: 45
Views: 16056

Re: ALL MEMBERS - Ranger Jim

Rest in peace Jim; you absolutely will be missed.
by GTP
December 28th, 2017, 9:36 am
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: ALL MEMBERS - Ranger Jim
Replies: 45
Views: 16056

Re: ALL MEMBERS - Ranger Jim

Jim,

Our thoughts and prayers are with you--praying for you to have a complete and total recovery!!!
by GTP
August 19th, 2017, 10:28 am
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Conundrum
Replies: 1
Views: 2790

Conundrum

Conundrum.............. Pearl of the day: "A gun is like a parachute. If you need one, and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again." The definition of the word Conundrum is: Something that is puzzling or confusing. Here are six Conundrums of Socialism in the United States of America : 1...
by GTP
February 11th, 2017, 2:37 pm
Forum: Introductions - Future Soldiers and Other Civilians
Topic: Introduction - Andrew
Replies: 59
Views: 10031

Re: Introduction - Andrew

Andrew, a couple comments on this. I graduated in Ranger Class 13-71. I started the week after graduating from OCS, so I was in excellent shape and weighed around 155 pounds. At RS graduation, I weighed 135. We ate well in the mountains (blueberry pancakes), but only got one C Ration a day during t...
by GTP
February 9th, 2017, 9:24 am
Forum: Introductions - Future Soldiers and Other Civilians
Topic: Introduction - Andrew
Replies: 59
Views: 10031

Re: Introduction - Andrew

Rangers, Sitrep 20170201 I met a former Vietnam-era Ranger named Tony at my local home depot. However, I have doubts about his claim. First, he inly mentioned Ranger School, not RIP. Secondly, he claimed he was so well fed at Ranger School he left weighing 225 in pure muscle. He said he served from...
by GTP
October 23rd, 2016, 8:25 am
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: QUESTIONS I HAVE NEVER ASKED MYSELF
Replies: 0
Views: 2823

QUESTIONS I HAVE NEVER ASKED MYSELF

Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... But it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearin...
by GTP
July 12th, 2016, 11:31 am
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: Washington Redskins Drop Offensive Name
Replies: 0
Views: 2940

Washington Redskins Drop Offensive Name

The Washington Redskins finally drop offensive name: Dan Snyder, owner of the NFL Redskins, has announced that the team is dropping "Washington" from the team name, and it will henceforth be simply known as "The Redskins.” It was reported that he finds the word 'Washington' imparts a negative image ...
by GTP
May 7th, 2016, 1:41 pm
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: DC Airport Ticket Agent
Replies: 1
Views: 2893

DC Airport Ticket Agent

I don't know if these are true but God help us if they are. A DC airport ticket agent offers some examples of 'why' our country is in trouble: 1. I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman (Carol Shea-Porter) ask for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. 2. I got a...
by GTP
April 11th, 2016, 10:56 am
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: Wine vs. Water
Replies: 2
Views: 3067

Wine vs. Water

Public Service Announcement: As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more th...
by GTP
April 1st, 2016, 7:58 am
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: Rights
Replies: 3
Views: 3367

Rights

SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT!!! IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR. IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY. IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT. IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED. ...
by GTP
March 1st, 2016, 8:32 am
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: How To Be Safe In 2016
Replies: 1
Views: 2991

How To Be Safe In 2016

I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on ebay any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off the front door. I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch. I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of...
by GTP
October 13th, 2015, 7:48 am
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: Some Quotes About Beer
Replies: 0
Views: 2907

Some Quotes About Beer

"Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink this...
by GTP
September 16th, 2015, 11:05 am
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Ranger Lee Needs your help!
Replies: 21
Views: 5244

Re: Ranger Lee Needs your help!

Done.
by GTP
August 20th, 2015, 8:09 am
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: Random Thoughts of a FOG
Replies: 5
Views: 7602

Random Thoughts of a FOG

Changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now! You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. If she is holding a gun, she's probably angry. You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone? That's common sense leaving your body...
by GTP
July 15th, 2015, 11:34 am
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: The Manitou Incline
Replies: 5
Views: 1678

Re: The Manitou Incline

Walked that in 1973--I was much, much younger back then. Great job making it to the top!

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