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by Parkie
April 25th, 2007, 4:31 am
Forum: Introduction Archive
Topic: PK intro
Replies: 44
Views: 11126

Sorry I'm late to the party.

Fuck Off. (Got that out of the way)

Kosovo rotation for 101, huh. We came in after you from 10th Mtn and I remember repainting all of your eagles to our powder kegs. Funny how that shit goes with Division pride and all - Big Army.
by Parkie
April 21st, 2007, 3:48 am
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: Atlanta Air Traffic Control
Replies: 14
Views: 3143

not to be an asshole, but I'm gunna be an asshole. 1st aricraft would have heard this, "Saudi Air 911 Heavy, cleared to land 09R, contact tower on 123.45." "ATL Approach, Saudi Air 911, roger, blah, blah, blah." "Iran Air 711 heavy cleared to land 27L." ATL Approach, I...
by Parkie
April 21st, 2007, 3:43 am
Forum: Introduction Archive
Topic: SGT C Intro
Replies: 23
Views: 5701

Sweet, no official "Fuck Off" welcome yet. I wouldn't want you to feel left out.

FUCK OFF!!!
by Parkie
April 21st, 2007, 3:30 am
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: I don't post much..
Replies: 98
Views: 22266

I think OG's advice (trap - whatever) is a great response and Hermey would be wise to follow it. But, based on the rest of his posts, I don't think he is very fucking smart and will probably continue to be an idiot at AR. Too bad he isn't a very good representative of the leg community - You can't w...
by Parkie
April 21st, 2007, 3:14 am
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: I am an evil person
Replies: 18
Views: 4453

Nice, I never thought those were accurate enough to make shots like that. Might have to get one now. NO SHIT aye! Do they make a clear paint, paint ball ? I could start a whole goddamn inquisition....all my neighbors would think there's something wrong with the water, or the air, or the WHO GIVES A...
by Parkie
April 20th, 2007, 2:56 am
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: Ohhhh, Dr.!
Replies: 10
Views: 2616

Rangerguru wrote:
CHUCKCOOLEY wrote:TRY TO DO IT WHILE UR SPANKING UR SHIT! :P
I didn't know that it could be done any other way.
Good hand or Off hand?
by Parkie
April 20th, 2007, 2:53 am
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: I don't post much..
Replies: 98
Views: 22266

hakushin wrote:I removed the gayness (not that theres anything wrong with that)
Why do I feel like this is either going to end very quickly, or get a lot better - maybe both :?: :!:

Do the squares start in April?
by Parkie
April 19th, 2007, 4:32 am
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: Jesse Jackson Tragedy
Replies: 3
Views: 1629

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
by Parkie
April 19th, 2007, 4:23 am
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Smack the penguin (game)
Replies: 33
Views: 6978

Well, if you can't do well swinging for the fence, then bunt really good.

Shortest distance?
65.6 and 10min trying to perfect it.
by Parkie
April 19th, 2007, 4:16 am
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Smack the penguin (game)
Replies: 33
Views: 6978

Bunch of 0's.
291.3 then 311.6 best of swings.
What is the trick of the really high numbers?
by Parkie
April 18th, 2007, 2:21 am
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Squared away school teacher
Replies: 19
Views: 4725

Nice post and great read. Makes me wanna be a teacher some day.
by Parkie
April 18th, 2007, 2:18 am
Forum: Introduction Archive
Topic: Hatchetman Intro
Replies: 35
Views: 8726

Welcome and ditto on the intro.
by Parkie
April 8th, 2007, 5:37 am
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Where were you and what did you you that day?
Replies: 135
Views: 44437

I was in JRTC on a train up for our Brigade heading over to Kosovo in 2 months. I was the S2 for my Arty BN and we were doing the basic planning for the next simulated mission and all that you do at JRTC when one of the Rater NCOs came in the TOC and mentioned what was going on. We were pretty stuck...
by Parkie
April 7th, 2007, 4:59 am
Forum: Introduction Archive
Topic: Introduction
Replies: 20
Views: 5318

Re: Introduction

I guess MEPS will really determine what I can go in the army cuz of my messed up eyes. " cuz " :roll: When you learn the native language of MY country, try another post. cuz: Short for cousin, bonafide old school southern slang meaning "Bro", "amigo"(for those who are ...
by Parkie
April 7th, 2007, 4:29 am
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: HOW TO PREPARE FOR A DEPLOYMENT IN IRAQ
Replies: 4
Views: 1337

Don't Forget:

41. Empty the water of your toilet, put in some toilet bowl cleaner and don't flush until the shit and piss are touching your balls. Oh, and make sure you turn the heat up in the house to over 120 or else you won't get the full feel.

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