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by Bushwack
August 17th, 2015, 1:18 pm
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: It’s a Family Thing
Replies: 0
Views: 302

It’s a Family Thing

“I did not have sex with that woman”
“I did not send classified information using my private e-mail account”
They should both write “I will not tell lies” 1000 times. Or maybe forced to wear a sign saying “I am a liar” around their necks in public.
by Bushwack
July 28th, 2015, 3:25 pm
Forum: Introductions - Future Soldiers and Other Civilians
Topic: Option 40 with college
Replies: 17
Views: 1432

Re: Option 40 with college

Dude!?! :roll: Oh boy! Do you know what step on your dick means?
by Bushwack
June 19th, 2015, 11:55 am
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: Army Ranger Resume Humor
Replies: 6
Views: 2094

Re: Army Ranger Resume Humor

Cams,
He may not know what a day room is.
by Bushwack
April 20th, 2015, 4:53 am
Forum: Introductions - Future Soldiers and Other Civilians
Topic: My introduction into the Army Ranger world.
Replies: 62
Views: 6458

Re: My introduction into the Army Ranger world.

No film. You just kicked over a hornets nest. Do you think Rangers are stupid? As a member here used to say "Shut the fuck up"

Bushwack back in my lane.
by Bushwack
February 26th, 2015, 3:11 pm
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: Job Interview
Replies: 3
Views: 736

Re: Job Interview

The rest of his family works for my cable company!
by Bushwack
February 17th, 2015, 12:25 pm
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: And now what?
Replies: 14
Views: 1354

Re: And now what?

I think it may not have been exactly as it is now; but the uprising in the mid-east has been developing for many years. The impact of "Arab Spring" is ongoing. And I expect it to continue. I expect terrorist attacks here in the USA. Will this Moslam radical hatred of the US ever end? No matter how ...
by Bushwack
February 17th, 2015, 12:54 am
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: And now what?
Replies: 14
Views: 1354

Re: And now what?

Ranger Cams
Sorry for the late reply. I was off the grid for a few days. I meant that if Potus acted sooner the Isis situation may not have been this bad.
by Bushwack
February 11th, 2015, 7:50 pm
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: And now what?
Replies: 14
Views: 1354

And now what?

After the events of today. May the God bless and keep our troops in the palm of his hand. What pisses me off is that Potus said a year ago IS was the JV team. What a load of shit. Now we may suffer more casualties because he did not act when he knew better. WTF.
by Bushwack
February 10th, 2015, 2:10 pm
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: Attacking...
Replies: 0
Views: 500

Attacking...

Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship. "Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people. "First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did. "Well done, son! Now we swim around ...
by Bushwack
March 5th, 2014, 9:36 am
Forum: Weapons of War
Topic: Remington R51
Replies: 23
Views: 2847

Re: Remington R51

"IEDmagnet, I love my Glock 30. "

X2
by Bushwack
March 3rd, 2014, 11:57 am
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: The Amish and the Cold
Replies: 1
Views: 418

The Amish and the Cold

An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, 'My hands are freezing cold.' The mother replied, 'Put them between your legs and your body heat will warm them up.' The daughter did, and her hands warmed up. The next day the daughte...
by Bushwack
February 6th, 2014, 12:02 pm
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: An Irish Toast
Replies: 1
Views: 453

An Irish Toast

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me Life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night." She said, "Aye, did ye now. ...
by Bushwack
February 4th, 2014, 8:55 am
Forum: Introductions - Future Soldiers and Other Civilians
Topic: Introduction
Replies: 70
Views: 6100

Re: Introduction

RangerX wrote:Wait, they still air Jerry Springer?
Ranger X,
He may need a bit of time with Dr. Phil.
by Bushwack
February 4th, 2014, 8:51 am
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Celebrate America? Not allowed. Cinco de Mayo? Required
Replies: 10
Views: 936

Re: Celebrate America? Not allowed. Cinco de Mayo? Requir

RangerX wrote:As long as they serve cheap margaritas....
and Tacos.
by Bushwack
February 4th, 2014, 8:49 am
Forum: Introductions - Future Soldiers and Other Civilians
Topic: Introduction
Replies: 70
Views: 6100

Re: Introduction

Jesse,
STFU! The best part of you wound up a stain on the sheet.


Administrators,

This shitbag is laughable. Maybe this thread should be moved to the “Good Humor Popsicle Zone”? This idiot is so fucked up, you just have to chuckle. Nothing he says is worth taking seriously.