A man walks into the local tavern and see's President Bush and Sec of Defence Rumsfield at a table. The man ask's the bar tender if that's who he thinks it is, the bar tender replies yes it is. So the man walks over to their table and ask's what they are doing in a place like this. Bush replies" We are planning World War III". Oh really the man says, what is plan? Bush says " we're going to kill 148 million muslims and 1 big breasted blonde". The man ask's why are you going to kill a big breasted blonde?
Bush looks at Rumsfield and say's "see I told you no one would care about 148 million muslims"
I heard this at work. Smoke
Bush and Rumsfield in a bar
Military Humor. Laugh at me. Laugh at you. Laugh at them.
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