The Miracle of Toilet Paper

[mipuke]

Read this one on another site thought y'all would get a kick out of it.

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked. "They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies. I stopped. " Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy he may even walk again.
Stupid, stupid man.

[Steadfast]

It works ya know. For years I have been using toilet paper (That is Scot's toilet paper) as napkins. My mouth sure has gotten larger over the years. It (sic, mouth) gets me in trouble all the time. It is not a cock holster, it is a pussy holster.


Note: Now all the mouth jokes can come into play.




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