Airborne or Ranger Pickup line

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SkyShark
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Airborne or Ranger Pickup line

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The only times this has ever worked 100% of the time was in Columbus or Fayetteville hope it works for you :twisted: :twisted: 8)

Do you know the difference between a Hamburger and a Blowjob?...................................................................




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Bugsy
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Re: Airborne or Ranger Pickup line

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SkyShark wrote:The only times this has ever worked 100% of the time was in Columbus or Fayetteville hope it works for you :twisted: :twisted: 8)

Do you know the difference between a Hamburger and a Blowjob?...................................................................
ANSWER: FIVE FINGERS AND A STRONG "PARATROOPER GRIP" :twisted: :lol: :twisted:
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1985 - 1986 75th Inf Ranger Regt
1986 - 1988 3/12 SFG (ABN)

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Post by Kilted Heathen »

What's the difference between a blimp and 365 blowjobs?

One is just a Goodyear.

The other's a fuckin' GREAT YEAR!!!
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