The Word F*ck

[Kelly-Belly]

The Word Fuck


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Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.

In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories.

It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John).
It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck).
It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary).
It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid).
As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "fuck". Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations...

Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"

Fraud "I got fucked by the car dealer."

Resignation "Oh, fuck it!"

Trouble "I guess I'm fucked now."

Aggression "FUCK YOU!"

Disgust "Fuck me."

Confusion "What the fuck.......?"

Difficulty "I don't understand this fucking business!"

Despair "Fucked again..."

Pleasure "I fucking couldn't be happier."

Displeasure "What the fuck is going on here?"

Lost "Where the fuck are we."

Disbelief "UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE!"

Retaliation "Up your fucking ass!"

Denial "I didn't fucking do it."

Perplexity "I know fuck all about it."

Apathy "Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?"

Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"

Suspicion "Who the fuck are you?"

Panic "Let's get the fuck out of here."

Directions "Fuck off."

Disbelief "How the fuck did you do that?"

It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a fucking asshole."

It can be used to tell time- "It's five fucking thirty."

It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"

It can be maternal- "Mother fucker."

It can be political- "Fuck Dan Quayle!"

It has also been used by many notable people throughout history...

"What the fuck was that?"
- Mayor of Hiroshima

"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?"
- Captain of the Titanic

"That's not a real fucking gun."
- John Lennon

"Who's gonna fucking find out?"
- Richard Nixon

"Heads are going to fucking roll."
- Anne Boleyn

"Let the fucking woman drive."
- Commander of Space Shuttle

"What fucking map?"
- "Challenger," Mark Thatcher

"Any fucking idiot could understand that."
- Albert Einstein

"It does so fucking look like her!"
- Picasso

"How the fuck did you work that out?"
- Pythagoras

"You want what on the fucking ceiling?"
- Michaelangelo

"Fuck a duck."
- Walt Disney

"Why?- Because its fucking there!"
- Edmund Hilary

"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?"
- Joan of Arc

"Scattered fucking showers my ass."
- Noah

"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head."
- John F. Kennedy

[BadMuther]

It has also been used by many notable people throughout history...

"What the fuck was that?"
- Mayor of Hiroshima

"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?"
- Captain of the Titanic

"That's not a real fucking gun."
- John Lennon

"Who's gonna fucking find out?"
- Richard Nixon


"Let the fucking woman drive."
- Commander of Space Shuttle

"Any fucking idiot could understand that."
- Albert Einstein




"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?"
- Joan of Arc

"Scattered fucking showers my ass."
- Noah

"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head."
- John F. Kennedy

[proud dad]

I know that the word will sure get attention, and the only word I know of that you can use to make a compelete sentence just by itself.
I have been told that the word Fuck came into being in the 18th century as a result of British police officers arresting prostutes and charging them on their reports with "For Unlaw Carnial Knowledge" which was abbreviated to F.U.C. K. Don't know if true or not but sounded good to me.

[Spartan]

The Word Fuck

That's good you're learning the finer points of swearing. It will benefit your enlistment in the US Marines.

[Kelly-Belly]

The Word Fuck

That's good you're learning the finer points of swearing. It will benefit your enlistment in the US Marines.

I try. LOL

[Steadfast]

This is really fucked up!






hahaha, ya missed one!

[Rock Island Ranger]

What the fucking fuck is a fucking 18 fucking year old fucking girl fucking using that fucking word so fucking much for?

[Bugsy]

What the fucking fuck is a fucking 18 fucking year old fucking girl fucking using that fucking word so fucking much for?

Sounds like a Fucking United States Fuckin MARINE to me Pastor!

[mipuke]

fuck
F- fornication
U- under
C- consent of
K- king
You may F.U.C.K. with her.

[rgrpuck]

you gotta be fucking kidding me

[Parabellum]

[IRONS]

I know that the word will sure get attention, and the only word I know of that you can use to make a compelete sentence just by itself.
I have been told that the word Fuck came into being in the 18th century as a result of British police officers arresting prostutes and charging them on their reports with "For Unlaw Carnial Knowledge" which was abbreviated to F.U.C. K. Don't know if true or not but sounded good to me.

My couple years in college learned me this. When getting married in England, The King or his chain of command could have first rights with the bride. oh how military has changed, Well at least we have Abu Grave! Anyway After first rights were received by the bride and groom they received a license to have sex between themselves. The license was to be put above the doorway of the newlyweds house. The license stated this."Fornicating Under Command of the King" So there it is

and SHIT is originated from the germans, pritty much all english is derived from Germans. too bad huh.

[Rock Island Ranger]

Nope. I was in the British Maritime Museaum and was looking at several "ships logs" which is includes a manifest. The one I saw was dated 1815. One of the names, Jno Daugherty had the following written after his name. Thrown overboard May 17, 1815 F.U.C.K. I asked what this meant since it was my alltime favorite word. The Tour Director told me it was usually scribed after a man was deemed a Homo-sexual and stood for :For Unusual Carnal Knowledge.

Guess it didnt pay to be a Pole Smoker on a ship.