Frozen Windows

[Jim]

Husband takes his wife to a disco. There's a guy on the dance floor living it large, break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works. The wife turns to her husband and says, "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down." Husband says: "Looks like he's still celebrating!!!"

[Steadfast]

Frozen windows reminds me of my 2nd wife.

Many moons ago camped on Virginia State Beach one sand dune away from the water. It was a drizzly day with wind about 17 mph with gusts up to 25.

My regular tent pegs were too short for the sand so I substituted 4 table legs tapered 2 1/2" at bottom and 4" at top.
Had to use muscle with hammer to pound these legs half their length into the wet sand. Got a headache during process, asked HH6 to get me 2 aspirins. Said she couldn't find them. I said to HH6, ask those people in the RV if they can spare two aspirins while I am still putting these stakes up. Fucking gone a 1/2 hour for two aspirins - finally comes back carrying a pot of coffee and the two aspirins. I take the aspirins and ask, What's the coffee for? HH6 said, They sent over a pot of coffee to go with your Steaks. Now the funny part is that my HH6 didn't know the difference in what I said and what they said. Thats one dumb bitch is true dat.

[rangertough]

At least you got coffee...

Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I337 using Tapatalk

[Steadfast]

At least you got coffee...

Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I337 using Tapatalk

True dat, but I had no Steaks to go with it.

The following morning I sent HH6 over give them a pot of our nice fired percolated coffee & the mitt to hold the copper handle.