blonde goes into a restaurant and notices there's a "peel
and win" sticker on her coffee cup.
So she peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a motor
home! I've won a motor home!"
The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is
a free lunch."
But the blonde keeps on screaming, "I've won a motor home!
I've won a motor home!"
Finally, the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry,
but you're mistaken. You couldn't have possibly won a motor
home because we didn't have that as a prize!"
The blonde says, "No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motor
home!"
And she hands the ticket to the manager and he reads....
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"W I N A B A G E L"
Blonde Joke (old but I laughed)
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Blonde Joke (old but I laughed)
RS Class 5-82
French Commando 11-83
LRSLC Class 5-87
U.S. Army 1980-1984 and 1987-1990
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“Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.”
George S. Patton
French Commando 11-83
LRSLC Class 5-87
U.S. Army 1980-1984 and 1987-1990
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“Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.”
George S. Patton