Pumpkin Fucker

[Flesh Thorn]

Received this email from a retired Federal LEO friend.......

Humor from a Texas friend of mine

Police work can be entertaining as well as dangerous.

Recently, a female sheriff's deputy arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22 year old
white male, who was fornicating with a pumpkin in the middle of a field at
night. The next day, at the Gwinnett County (GA) courthouse, Lawrence was
charged with lewd and lascivious behaviour, public indecency and public
intoxication.
The suspect explained that he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home
from a drinking session when he decided to stop. 'You know how a pumpkin is
soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles, or at least
I thought there was no one around' he stated.
Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked
out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it,
and proceeded to satisfy his pressing need. 'Guess I was really into it, y
know?' he commented with evident embarrassment.
In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an approaching
sheriff's car and was unaware of his audience until Deputy Brenda Taylor
approached him.
'It was an unusual situation, that's for sure,' said Deputy Taylor. 'I
walked up to Lawrence and he's just humping away at this pumpkin.'
Deputy Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence
...
'I said: 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a
pumpkin?'
He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he looked
me straight in the face and said:
'A pumpkin? Shit ... is it midnight already?'
The court (and the judge) could not contain their laughter. Lawrence was
found guilty only of public intoxication, fined $10. and sent on his way.
The Washington Post wrote an article describing this as "The best come-back
line ever."

[Jim]

"Best come back line ever." Priceless!

[Steadfast]

That's the story!

[RangerX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z56JI3HbSgc