A 90-year-old man said to his doctor," I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that? "
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, bang, bang the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that? "
The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver. "
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
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