This just goes to show that even the armies finest need a lil help from the guys in field artillery from time to time.
Our battery was in the field for a week or so...god knows why?.. Our half of the maitenance platoon was with the battery's 2nd platoon at some random firing point. The week had been boring as hell because they werent shooting the cannons. So we crash out at around 2100. Sleeping good till 2300 or so when our LT comes and yells for maintenance. Were like wtf? He's like "hey can u guys go pull these guys outta the mud?" and our TC is asks what kinda vehicle..Lt says just a ABCD..were like ok cake...but im still asleep and i ask "who the fuck is it sir?" Some pfc says "Cornbread" and i thought he said Bran muffin which is another unit here ..IM thinkin to myself wtf? these guys dont have an artichoke of thier own? well sgt asks who it was again..musta heard what i did...Lt Says Cupcake...me in all my infinite wisdom while asleep asks who the fuck is Cupcake and another voice says...Twinkie.. :D i was like well alrighty then..so we haul ass down there..yank out an ABCD..give a lil history on our huge track vehicle...get offered a case of beer and a chance to shoot w. Sponge Bob the next day at the saw range. The CC for their Company jumped up on the vehicle got our names and all..He's a hell of a guy. My section chief was worried bout gettin back to the rear so we didnt get to go shoot ...Sucks i missed a once in a lifetime opportunity..oh well. I'll make sure I bring the yeast next time.
***EDITED OUT TOP SECRET BREAD RECIPE***
Rescued some Sword Fish Biscuits
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Bell
No, that's several. The first I know of is when you didn't get into the Rangers to begin with. Maybe when ya reenlist.
By the way. Stop posting shit about your unit and other units. Don't guess they teach you legs OPSEC.
You're trashing the board with your posts. Someone is gonna have to clean up after you. If you need clarification on OPSEC or PERSEC, PM me and we'll talk. You need some lessons.
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Bell
By the way. Stop posting shit about your unit and other units. Don't guess they teach you legs OPSEC.
You're trashing the board with your posts. Someone is gonna have to clean up after you. If you need clarification on OPSEC or PERSEC, PM me and we'll talk. You need some lessons.
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Bell
Ranger Earthpig,
I think that he must work in a kitchen.......also the title of this thread....I think that he accidentally added an r in the word.........Looks like they must've had a kitchen fire....and he saved the gas range stoves.
Well, I hope that nobody got hurt.
Do not throw water on a grease fire.
I think that he must work in a kitchen.......also the title of this thread....I think that he accidentally added an r in the word.........Looks like they must've had a kitchen fire....and he saved the gas range stoves.
Well, I hope that nobody got hurt.
Do not throw water on a grease fire.
I was in 2/75 from 97 to 00. 5-99
"He only loved people, he thought, who had fought or been mutilated. Other people were fine and you liked them and were good friends; but you only felt true tenderness and love for those who had been there and had received the castigation that everyone receives who goes there long enough." Ernest Hemingway
"He only loved people, he thought, who had fought or been mutilated. Other people were fine and you liked them and were good friends; but you only felt true tenderness and love for those who had been there and had received the castigation that everyone receives who goes there long enough." Ernest Hemingway
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Reaper375
Dublo wrote:I think that he must work in a kitchen.......
That or he's been caught sniffing floorwax once to often. Stupid fuck needs to keep his cockholster shut before he gets someone hurt. I bet his chain of command would love to see that he's posting OPSEC shit on an open forum.
Shitter duty anyone?
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BeerForMe
[quote="Bell"]No, that's several. The first I know of is when you didn't get into the Rangers to begin with. Maybe when ya reenlist.
Ranger Bell, I didnt want to be a ranger. I posted that along time ago when i enlisted. I didnt realy care to be a mechanic but i like my MOS and im doing the best i can to learn it the best i can.
ANd for the opsec, I appologize for that
Ranger Bell, I didnt want to be a ranger. I posted that along time ago when i enlisted. I didnt realy care to be a mechanic but i like my MOS and im doing the best i can to learn it the best i can.
ANd for the opsec, I appologize for that
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Not even worthy of being a dick... I think Dublo called it at "cockholster"the_machine wrote:what a dick!.....
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"Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europae vincendarum"
(Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe)
Mentor to those who would seek to be CAS God's
(Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe)
Mentor to those who would seek to be CAS God's
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