I cheated on the boot shining throughout my enlistment!Southoftheborder wrote:I had heard that the scam was over with the introduction of new shining policies and types of boots used by today's troops.keithlester wrote:Oh, yeah, fon't fall for the boot-shining scam the black hats are gonna be advertising. Shine your own fucking boots.
Still, when I went, we completely blew off that scam. When the blackhats got ticked because we weren't paying into their beer/restaurant fund, we got a bottle of floor wax for the 4 of us (there was a group of FR and battalion racoon guys attending when I went through), and would slap it on about 5 minutes before headed to the first formation. Although the boots would turn white later druing the day, durning that first inspection they were certainly "shiny" enough to pass....
Amway used to make these little shoeshine 'wet wipes.' You just lightly run one across your boots and it made them look like polished obsidian. I got caught using them at 2nd Bat and got smoked, until I cut a deal to supply the Spec4 who had caught me. After that, he cheated, too. Good shit!RLTW
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