The cop asks well where do you want live? The kid said with the Dallas Cowboys! The cop asks why and kid goes, because they can't beat anyone!
Cowboy Jokes
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nightcrawler
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Cowboy Jokes
Cop finds kid alone by himself on the street! Asks the kid where is your mom and why are you not home? The kid replies my mom beats me! The cop asks what about your father? The kid replies again with he also beats me as well!
The cop asks well where do you want live? The kid said with the Dallas Cowboys! The cop asks why and kid goes, because they can't beat anyone!
The cop asks well where do you want live? The kid said with the Dallas Cowboys! The cop asks why and kid goes, because they can't beat anyone!
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nightcrawler
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Re: Cowboy Jokes
The Texas State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Dallas.
For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets.If you get stopped a second time,they make you use them.
Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Dallas Cowboys
Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and Dr.Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
Q. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.
Q. What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a new Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief.
Q. How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody remembers and we can't seem to find out!
Q. What do the Cowboys and a possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets.If you get stopped a second time,they make you use them.
Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Dallas Cowboys
Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and Dr.Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
Q. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.
Q. What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a new Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief.
Q. How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody remembers and we can't seem to find out!
Q. What do the Cowboys and a possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
DUCTI AMORE PATRIAE
"Having Been Led by love of country"
ACO 1-506 INF BN 02-04 Camp Giant
ACO 1-506 INF BN 05-06 Camp Greaves
Currahee
Operation Iraqi Freedom (al-Habbaniyah)
ACO 2-12 INF BN 06-Present Camp Carson
Operation Iraqi Freedom (Baghdad) Al Doura District
All gave some, but some gave all!
RIP Jerimiah J. Veitch
"Having Been Led by love of country"
ACO 1-506 INF BN 02-04 Camp Giant
ACO 1-506 INF BN 05-06 Camp Greaves
Currahee
Operation Iraqi Freedom (al-Habbaniyah)
ACO 2-12 INF BN 06-Present Camp Carson
Operation Iraqi Freedom (Baghdad) Al Doura District
All gave some, but some gave all!
RIP Jerimiah J. Veitch
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Re: Cowboy Jokes
Thank you, I knew there had to be a reason for this lousy season: humor.
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2/27 Inf 25th Inf Div Vietnam 01/69-01/70
"In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take." - Adlai Stevenson (1900-1965)
“The enemy is anybody who’s going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on.” – Joseph Heller, Catch-22
