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Too many of those word thingies at one time......
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Yeah, you gotta spread that shit out a little...
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I got to 34, then developed a case of ADD that I have never had and quit.
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I read the whole motherfucker it's Friday, the hell with work
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I read it on the shitter. Whet the hell, I'm off today and I'm putting off yard work.
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I read the whole thing, but only because I'm avoiding a post Org day by "working"
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IEDmagnet wrote:I got to 34, then developed a case of ADD that I have never had and quit.

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114: It is acceptable to slap another man on the ass as long as it is while participating in a sporting event and it is followed immediately by a loud and boisterous "GOOD GAME!!!" If the "GOOD GAME!!!" is not disseminated for all other participants to clearly hear within seconds, then the recipient of the ass slap is obligated to refer to the ass slapper as "FAG!!!" in the loudest voice that he can muster. Also, the ass slappers manliness will be put on trial, possibly resulting in a reduction to "manbitch".
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In the court of Man Law the statement "I was Drunk" will have the same effect as an insanity plea (reduced punishment) in standard court provided the defendant's blood alcohol level exceeds .10.
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What the fuck...I'm retired, I read the whole thing. #101 was my favorite!
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